"Some one's left you an awful lot of money, of

"Or you may have made a smite; you a'n't such a bad-looking fellow, when you're dressed as you are now -you a'n't indeed, Titty!" Mr. Titmouse was quite flustered with the mere supposition, and also looked as sheepish as his features would admit of.

"E-e-e-eh, Hucky! how ve-ry silly you are!" he simpered.

66 Or you may be found out heir to some great property, and all that kind of thing. But when do you intend to go to Messrs. What 's-their-name? I should say, the sooner the better. Come, you've stitched them trousers well enough, now; they'll hold you till you get home, (you do brace up uncommon tight !) and I'd take off my straps, if I was you. Why should n't we go to these gents now? Ah, here they are Messrs. Quirk, Gammon, and Snap, solicitors."

'I wonder if they're great men? Did you ever hear of them before?"

"Have n't I Their names is always in this same paper; they are every day getting people off out of all kinds of scrapes - they're the chaps I should natʼrally go to if I anyhow got wrong ahem!" "But, my dear fellow Saffron Hill! Low that devilish low, 'pon my soul! Never was near it in my life."

"But they live there to be near the thieves. Lud, the thieves could n't do without 'em! But what's that to you! You know 'a very dirty ugly toad has often got a jewel in his belly,' so Shakspeare or some one says. Is n't it enough for you, Tit, if they can make good their advertisement? Let's off, Tit-let's off, I say; for you may n't be able to get there to-morrow employers!

- your

"My employers! Do you think, Hucky, I'm going back to business after this?"

turns out moonshine, after all"-quoth Huckaback, seriously.

- Let's

"Lord, but I won't suppose anything of the sort! It makes me sick to think of nothing coming of it! go off at once, and see what 's to be done!"

So Huckaback put the newspaper into his pocket, blew out the candle, and the two started on their important errand. It was well that their means had been too limited to allow of their indulging to a greater extent than a glass of port-wine negus (that was the name under which they had drunk the "publican's port"— i. e. a warm sweetened decoction of oak bark, logwood shavings, and a little brandy) between them; otherwise, excited as were the feelings of each of them by the discovery of the evening, they must in all probability have been guilty of some piece of extravagance in the streets. As it was,

they talked very loudly as they went along, and in a tone of conversation pitched perhaps a little too high for their present circumstances, however in unison it might be with the expected circumstances of one of them.

In due time they reached the residence of which they were in search. It was a large house, greatly superior to all its dingy neighbors; and on a bright brass plate, a yard long at least, and a foot wide, stood the aweinspiring words, "QUIRK, GAMMON, & SNAP, SOLICITORS." "Now, Tit," whispered Huckaback, after they had paused for a second or two- "now for it-pluck up a sperrit ring!"

-I feel all of a sudden unthat last cigar of yours

Stuff, Tit-ring! ring away! Faint heart never wins!

"Well, it must be done; so - here goes at any rate!" he replied; and with a short nervous jerk, he caused a startling clatter within, which was so distinctly audible without, that both of them instinctively hemmed, as if to drown the noise which was so much greater than they had expected. In a very few moments they heard some one undoing the fastenings of the door, and the gentlemen looked at one another with an expression of mingled expectation and apprehension. A little old woman at length, with a candle in her hand, retaining the heavy door-chain in its fastening, peered round the edge of the door at them.

"Who are you?" she exclaimed crustily.

What is it, Huck?

"Is this Messrs. -Oh! Messrs. Quirk & Co.'s?" inquired Titmouse, tapping the end of his cane against his chin, with a desperate effort to appear at his ease.

"Why, where's your eyes?" she replied angrily, "I should think you might have seen what was wrote on this here plate · it's large enough, one should have thought, to be read by them as can read Newgate business? Because if

-

Is your's

he added,

"We want - Give us the paper, Hucky addressing his companion, who produced it in a moment; and Titmouse would have proceeded to possess the old lady of all his little heart, when she cut him short by saying snappishly-"They are n't none on 'em in; nor never is on Sundays so you'll just call to-morrow if you wants 'em. What's your names ?"

"Mr. Tittlebat Titmouse," answered that gentleman, with a very particular emphasis on every syllable.

"Mr. who?" exclaimed the old woman, opening her eyes very wide, and raising her hand to the back of her

ear.

Mr. Titmouse repeated his name more loudly and distinctly.

"Tippetytippety — what's that?”

"No, no!" exclaimed Titmouse, peevishly; "I said, Mr. Tit-el-bat Tit-mouse! - will that suit you?" "Tick-a-tick-a-tick? — Well, gracious! if ever I heard I see! you're making a fool of me! Get off, or I'll call a constable in! Get along with you, you couple of jail-birds! Is this the

such a name. Oh!

--

"I tell you," interposed Mr. Huckaback, angrily, "that this gentleman's name is Mr. Tittlebat Titmouse; and you 'd better take care what you 're at, old woman, for we've come on business of wital consequence !" "I dare say it'll keep, then, till to-morrow," tartly added the old woman.

The friends consulted for a moment, and then Titmouse asked if he might come in and write a letter to Messrs. Quirk and Co.

"No indeed!" said she; "how do I know who you are? There's a public-house close by, where you may write what you like, and bring it here, and they'll get it the first thing in the morning. So that's what you may take away with you!" with which the complaisant old janitrix shut the door in their faces.

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Huck, 'pon my life, I am afraid there's nothing in it," said Titmouse, despondingly, to his friend- both of them remaining rooted to the spot.

"Oudacious old toad!" muttered Huckaback, very indignantly.

Hucky - I'm sure there's nothing in it!" exclaimed Titmouse, after a long pause, looking earnestly at his friend, hoping to draw from him a contrary opinion.

“I— I own I don't half like the looks of it," replied Huckaback, putting his newspaper into his pocket again;

"but we'll try if we can't write a letter to sound 'em, and so far take the old creature's advice. Here's the public-house she told us of. Come, let's see what's to be done!"

Titmouse, greatly depressed, followed his friend; and they soon provided themselves with two glasses of stout, and after a little difficulty, with implements for writing. That they made good use of their time and materials, let the following epistle prove. It was their joint composition, and here is an exact copy of it:

"SIR,

"To Messrs. QUIRK, GAMMON and SNAP.

'Your Names being Put In an Advertisement in This present Sunday Flash, Newspaper of To Day's Date, Mr. T. T. Begs To inform Your respectable House I feel Uncommon anxious To speak with them On This truly interesting subject, seeing It mentions The Name Of Gabriel Tittlebat Titmouse, which Two last Names Of That Deceased Person my Own Name Is, which can Any Day (As soon As Possible) call and prove To you, By telling you The Same, truly. He being Engaged in Business During the week Very close, (for The Present,) I hope that If they Have Anything particular To say To Him, they will write To me without The least Delay, and please address T. T., At Tag-rag and Co.'s, No. 375, Oxford Street, Post-Paid, which will ensure Its Being duly Taken In By my Employers, and am,

"Gents,

"Your's to Command,

TITTLEBAT TITMOUSE.

"P. S.- My Friend, which Is With me writing This, (Mr. Robert Huckaback,) can prove who I am If necessiated so to do.

"N. B. — Shall have no objections to do the Liberal Thing if anything suitable Turns Up Of It.

"T. T.