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vituperation between MESSRS. NEWDEGATE and WHALLEY. The latter, quoted LORD PUNCH (improving on SHAKSPEARE) as he saw his however, made a statement that MR. GLADSTONE had pledged himself brother nobleman arise, meaning mischief, which was also meant by a to abolish Maynooth, which, of course, the PREMIER denied, and an number of other Peers, impatient for a fray. LORD SALISBURY used amendment of MR. WHALLEY'S, for preventing the College Trustees no unworthy language; on the contrary, he spoke of MR. BRIGHT from holding land, was rejected by 324 to 196. After some more pro- with respect and admiration. But, referring to the incident of Monday, gress, MR. GLADSTONE named the three Commissioners who are to recorded above, the Marquis let fly at the Ministers, and demanded to carry out the Bill. He could not have made a better choice. They know whether they had a Land-policy, and what it was. are LORD MONCK, who was Governor in Canada, and has seen a disLORD GRANVILLE is an excellent Manager of the House, and never established Church get into work there: MR. JUSTICE LAWSON, an showed more tact than to-night. He told the Peers frankly that MR. eminent lawyer and a man of the world: and MR. GEORGE ALEXANDER BRIGHT had violated the usual reticence of a Minister, and had since HAMILTON, a Protestant, a Conservative, one who has the confidence said to his colleagues that he was sorry to have omitted explanation of Irish churchmen, and disapproves of the Act he is to execute. that he spoke for himself only. Then he distributed slight but stinging At night MR. HEADLAM proposed to do away with the Lighthouse cuts all about, and refused to make any revelations. Tolls, but the Government could not afford to listen to such a thing. Incidentally, MR. BRIGHT said that the Trinity House managed its work most admirably.

Wednesday. We went at the Buttermonger of Cork, whose name is DANIEL O'SULLIVAN. Everybody (except (MR. MAGUIRE) felt that he ought to be demolished, but the Conservatives determined to have an onslaught upon the Ministers, in House of Lords style. So MR. DISRAELI gently mentioned that his Government had dismissed O'SULLIVAN from the county magistracy for seditious language, but that since that time a "revolution had commenced in Ireland, gaols had been opened, and a flood of traitors and assassins had been let loose over the land. Therefore, MR. O'SULLIVAN might have thought that his profligate foolery would not be punished. MR. GLADSTONE, in reply, took advantage of a contemptuous expression used, or worn, by MR. DISRAELI in reference to the Irish Attorney-General, and made indignant remonstrance hereon.The Opposition did not really resist the Bill, and MR. BERESFORD HOPE warmly supported it, but had a fling at MR. DISRAELI ("Batavian grace" not forgotten) and begged the Government not to mind musty constitutional precedents. MR. SYNAN (Limerick) pleased the Assembly with an Irishism, mentioning that COLONEL FRENCH had had a seat for many years, and was likely, if he lived as long, to retain it for the period of his natural life. The house laughed Synanimously. He writes to say he meant " more"-almost as pretty a phrase as the other.

Hypothec-. That, we presume, is enough.

fired shots, but they did no great harm; and when the CHANCELLOR Peers CARNARVON, CAIRNS, CLANRICARDE, GREY, RICHMOND, all quietly said "We quite see what all this means," LORD PUNCH could not help shouting out, "Don't us, my boy ?" But it is due to himself to say that he was so ashamed of his rudeness, that he instantly left the House,

House of Commons sent all the rest of the Irish Church Bill through Committee, and the last clause was passed amid Liberal shoutings. Some amendments were urged, apparently for the sake of filling up the morning sitting. They were of course rejected, and may be forgotten. The next stage-the Report-was fixed for the following Thursday. The Commons thought that they had done enough for one day, so, at the evening sitting, they were Counted Out, and Mr. Punch has nothing to say in the way of rebuke. They have worked well at this measure, according to their lights and their darknesses; and Mr. Punch congratulates MR. WILL. GLADSTONE on having walked, as DANTE says, "Where WILL and POWER do hold one only path."

as long WHAT THE WALLS HEARD AT THE ACADEMY DINNER.

Thursday. We know the beatitude touching him who expecteth nothing, and therefore shall not be disappointed. We keep it in our minds in all transactions of life, with men and assuredly with women. But we had almost a kind of idea that if nothing particular prevented it, there would be something like a glorious shindy on Maynooth. For to hear the language which has been used on the subject since the promulgation of the Church Bill, the furious menaces of Demonstrators at St. James's Hall and elsewhere, one might believe that the forces of the Church were coming up for a sort of Protestant Armageddon.

"One conflict more, the fiercest but the last,
When the old Dragon-Monarch of the air
His fiery pinion on the cloud shall cast,
To fight the final battle of despair."

REALLY the speeches at the Academy Dinner this year have been most imperfectly reported. Luckily new walls have ears as well as old ones, and the walls of No. 3, Burlington House were listening on Saturday se'nnight, on Mr. Punch's behalf, and have forwarded him for publication some unreported utterances of this year's dinner.

(From MR. GLADSTONE's Speech.)

He was a free-trader in Art as in other things. He was as ready to welcome foreign productions to our exhibition as foreign products to our custom-house. But he thought, as Government had duties in the one case, so the Academy had duties in the other. One of these duties was so to manage the admission of foreign works of art, as not to exclude meritorious works of English growth. Now he had noticed in this Exhibition about sixty foreign pictures-some of great merit. But he had heard, he was sorry to say, of more than sixty English pictures, There was, really, no fight at all. A couple of divisions certainly, also of great merit, sent back by the Council. Now, either the accepted but who took them? Did the Conservative army march forth to the foreign pictures were occupying places to which the rejected English fray, with banner, brand [no, they could not have BRAND, he 's Liberal], ones had the first claim, or, supposing both only equally entitled to and bow? Did the leaders pour hot volleys into the bosom of the exhibition, he for one would have been glad to see the walls more Scarlet Lady? Nay, verily. Hear the tame end of the Maynooth War. closely covered by the admission of rejected pictures, equal in merit SIR GEORGE JENKINSON moved that the money for Maynooth should in many cases, if he might trust to what he had seen himself and not come out of the funds of the Irish Church. COLONEL BARTTELOT heard from others, to three-fourths of those accepted. Of course he said MR. GLADSTONE had promised it should not. MR. GLADSTONE did not include the works of Academicians. They could not fairly be denied it, and almost said that any one who supposed the money would taken into calculation, in fixing the standard-either in "levelling up come from another source, must be an ass-at least crass. He pro- or "in levelling down." Looking round those walls, he thought he tested against bigotry, Then the Scotch element came in, with some could see room enough for at least two hundred more pictures. He clatter, but it was made clear that the Scotch Members, who had been did not suppose there could be more cases of harsh and unmerited rejecsent to support the Bill, would do so, and leave Episcopacy and Popery tion than that. Probably there were not nearly so many. But if there to settle their own quarrel. SIR JAMES ELPHINSTONE abused the were only fifty-if there were only twenty-if there were only ten-he Ministry for leaguing themselves with CARDINAL CULLEN to rob the thought the Council who rejected them must have a very heavy weight Church. More clatter, and a speech from MR. BRIGHT, who complained upon their consciences. He would not attempt to paint the heartthat the Opposition to the Maynooth clause proceeded from hostility ache, the bitterness, the gnawing sense of wrong, nay, too often, the to the religion of the Irish people, which was probable enough, seeing blank wretchedness of despair, which these rejections might produce. that the opponents are Protestants. But MR. DISRAELI said that Pro- He did not insist upon these painful consequences of rejection in order testants and Conservatives had endowed Maynooth. He thought the to wring the hearts of the Members of the Council, or Hanging new grant should be Imperial. MR. FORTESCUE made a point by Committee, who might be listening to him. But he referred to them, reminding MR. DISRAELI that he had strenuously opposed the Maynooth in order to impress upon the Academy the deep,-nay the painful, reendowment. Then the Committee had had nearly enough of it, shouted sponsibility of the duty imposed upon them; all the deeper, all the everybody down, and rejected SIR GEORGE'S Amendment by 318 to more painful, because those who came under their fiat were practically 192. Next, MR. AYTOUN moved another Amendment for paying life- without appeal, and because it often happened that rejection meant interests instead of a lump sum, and MR. GLADSTONE elaborately ex- more than disappointment,-it meant ruin, the loss not of the hopes plained that this would not do we forget why. MR. WHALLEY said only, but too often of the comforts-nay, of the bare means of subsistthat he had been an unappreciated prophet, and soon afterwards the ence for the year. That might not be a fair consideration to urge in Amendment was rejected by 305 to 198-majority 107, and the May- the case of unquestionably bad pictures, but it was a very sufficient nooth Clause was passed. reason why the utmost care should be taken not to reject any picture Friday. that was not unquestionably bad, having regard to the standard adopted, as indicated by the accepted pictures. He hoped the

"What wilt thou do, renowned SALISBURY,
Call BRIGHT a Villain and a Murderer?"

Academy would not be offended by these observations. But he was in the habit of addressing another Assembly, of a more distinctly representative character, the members of which were elected, not by their brother members, but by outsiders. That Assembly, he was proud to say, was in the habit of largely considering the interests of outsiders. The poorer and more helpless those outsiders, the more generous, as a rule, was the consideration of their interests. In fact, it was this consideration, which, in the Assemblage he referred to, had mainly governed the course of Reform, and the whole progress of legislation. He felt it ought to be so, he trusted it would be so, in that Parliament of Art, whose members he was addressing.

(From MR. LEIGHTON's Speech.)

He had returned thanks for the Volunteers, but he had lately been serving in a corps that was not exactly a Volunteer one he meant the Hanging Committee. (A laugh.), There was a general impression that it was not a pleasant thing to be hung. He shared that impression. But he could safely say it was a more unpleasant thing still to hang. Still he would remind their distinguished guest who had spoken on the subject, that the acceptance and rejection of pictures rested not with the hangers, but with the Council. He had taken part in that work too. For corroboration of his experience of it, he would appeal to all his brother Academicians who had fulfilled the same most painful duty. He begged to assure their Right Honourable guest that it was not possible humanly to avoid injustice. Let him consider what was involved. This year it was worse than ever: for there were one thousand five hundred pictures more than usual sent in, and no more time to judge them-nay, less, in fact, for the workmen were in the building, and the work of the Council and hangers was necessarily much interrupted. But here were more than four thousand pictures to be judged in three days, from ten to six, with an interval of about an hour. That gave twenty-one hours, or one thousand two hundred and sixty minutes to do the work or between three and four pictures to a minute! Among the four thousand, of course, there were many pictures that aroused a good deal of discussion, and had to be put to the vote. He left his hearers to judge how much cool judgment or deliberation was possible, under these circumstances. Of course there were many pictures so dírefully bad, and some so pre-eminently good, their reception or acceptance was settled by acclamation at a glance, as it were. But the mass of pictures came within neither of these categories. Great care and much time were often necessary to weigh fairly the merits of a modest unpretending picture, which had occupied inany months perhaps of thought and labour, but which might not have been seen by any member of the Council till it was swept before them in the rapid tide of pictures brought up for judgment. It might be in a style the Council were unfamiliar with-perhaps of a class most of them were ignorant of, or indifferent to. Landscape, for example. There were only two or three landscape painters in the Academy, None of them might be on the Council. What chance had a simple, natural, unconspicuous, yet faithful and meritorious, landscape, of fair judgment, under such circumstances? So far from wondering that some good pictures were rejected, his wonder was that cases of hardship and involuntary injustice were not far more numerous. Luckily, though some of the Council might get drowsy, others desperate, while all of course, grew fractious, they had, as a rule, a sense of duty among them, and felt they were sitting as judges, and tried to do their best. But it was physically impossible to get through the work properly, in the time allotted to it. Luckily a good many pictures were seen before-hand in the studios: and men had their friends and acquaintances, of course, and looked after their pictures. And a good deal was done by outside influence. There was a class of people it was impossible to refuse anything to, if they really set their minds on it. But, with all these correctives, he had no doubt that cases of cruel injustice did occur, particularly to the works of unknown and modest men, who had no friends on the Council, and no influential acquaintance outside it, or who shrank from setting that sort of influence in motion on behalf of their works. He, for one, was ready to confess all this, and to avow his penitence for any unintentional wrong that might have been done, and to submit to any penance that could be imposed upon him-except to serve again on the Hanging Committee. The truth was, the time allowed for selection was too short. He would give thrice as long to the work. He would like five hangers instead of three, and he would always have a landscape painter if not an architect, among them. He would not have the fate of pictures decided at one glance, but would leave time and opportunity for re-consideration, in all cases but those of pictures so bad that they carried their fate in their faces. He did not know whether a Council twice as numerous was not desirable, and whether it might not be an advantage for them to act in relays, so as to relieve the strain of too long-continued attention. After some hours of rapid picture-seeing, it became almost as difficult to distinguish good work from bad, as Port from Sherry after many hours of wine-tasting.

Again, it should be considered that this was their first year in the new rooms. The Council really were all abroad. They did not even know with any certainty, how many pictures could be hung. They began, as might be seen, by hanging wide, and leaving a great deal

of upper wall, but they kept hanging closer and closer, as they got on, till at last they hung almost as high and as close as in the Old Rooms. As it was, they had only hung about one hundred and fourteen more pictures, he believed than last year: and this was exactly the extra number sent by Academicians and Associates. Then, though there were sixty foreign exhibitors, he was very sorry to say the catalogue of 1869 showed forty-two fewer names of English exhibitors than that of 1868. Considering the large additional space at their command, he could not say he thought this satisfactory. He hoped they would manage better another year.

(From the PRESIDENT's Speech.)

They had been afraid of lowering their standard of excellence. The fact was, they could not afford to do it. The difficulty was to keep it up, particularly if old Academicians-good old boys, he was well aware, but regularly used up, would insist on sending pictures, as they often did. He had done his best, for insiders and outsiders too-and he thought, for his own part, the Council and the hangers had been too sharp in a good many cases-he had seen them at work, and could only say he was thankful his pictures hadn't to pass through their hands. When people talked of "levelling up"-and he didn't object to the phrase he agreed with their distinguished guest, the First Lord of the Treasury, that Academician's work-a good deal of it, at least mustn't be taken into account in fixing the standard. Perhaps it might be well to put a mark on a good many of the R.A.'s pictures to show they weren't to be considered by the students in the" levelling up" business. He wouldn't say some of his own Portraits mightn't be among the number-and perhaps his excellent friend, the Secretary, wouldn't object to two or three of his being "spotted," in the same way. Of course they had sent their full number. They were under the notion there'd be lots of room this year. It seems there wasn't, for he had heard even more grumbling about rejections, he thought, than usual. He had no doubt there was reason enough for it. There were a good many young fellows took to painting nowadays, who had better have stuck to shoemaking or tailoring, or some other honest trade: good fellows enough, he had no doubt, and clever, he dared say, but with no connections, and no fortunes, and no manners; who looked like guys, and could only live from hand to mouth, and were on their beam-ends if they didn't sell their picture as soon as it was painted. He pitied 'em; but he didn't see how that sort of thing was to be helped, if that sort of people insisted on coming into a gentlemanly profession. He was told their schools were to be improved. He understood they wanted improvement, and he was glad it was coming. There was another thing. The Academy had changed its quarters. It meant to change its manners. In future a politelyworded note would be sent to those whose pictures were rejected, informing them of the fact, and telling them when and where they would have their pictures returned. Then there would be arrangements for the orderly admission of applicants for rejected pictures at specified times, and for returning their pictures without their having to wait and hustle for them for hours-so that the bear-garden business of last week would be avoided. It was too bad to have a row round their place like that at the old Opera pit-door on the Jenny Lind nights, which he remembered. A civil notice would be sent to outsiders exhibiting, of the day on which they would be admitted to varnish or touch up their pictures. After all, the Academicians were gentlemen, whatever the artists might be as a lot, and he thought they ought to set an example to outsiders of good breeding and consideration. He was glad to see they had got a decent refreshment-room. He was told it was well managed: prices fair, and refreshments as good as they usually were at such places-rather better, if anything. That was an improvement. But there were the umbrellas. He was afraid improvement was sadly wanted in that department. The two poor devils he had seen at that work as he came through the hall, even at the private view yesterday, looked regularly baked-groggy he should have said-blown, dead beat. They knew what he meant. It was regular cruelty to animals. And if that was so yesterday, what would it be on Monday, all next week, and all through the season, in fact? They ought really to put on half-a-dozen fellows instead of two. They could afford it, and he thought some clever fellow might invent a spring clip, or something of the kind, to put on the umbrellas, instead of those big tickets with long strings that took such a deal of tying and untying. These were small matters, perhaps, but after all they told on people's comforts. And he thought the President of the Academy should be like an Elephant-he did not mean that he ought to have a trunk and tusks, but that he ought to be able to paint a portrait, or to pick up a pin. He had been picking up pins in Academy administration, and sticking them into his brethren-that is, not exactly his brethren, for he was President, and would allow no brother near the throne-he meant into the other Members of the Academy. He thought they ought to march with the times, whatever some obstructive old fogies might say; and he, for one, would be glad to march at their head. Live and let live" was his motto. He might not be as good a painter as some who had filled that chair, but he would yield to none of his predecessors in the desire to deal kindly and justly with all, in or out of the Academy, whom he had anything to do with. (Cheers.)

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STANZAS TO SUMNER.

SAY that an Aristocracy, which fears

Plebeian rule too much, and street-made law,

And rough equality where all are peers,

Well pleased the cleft of your Republic saw,
And South Secession's sword against North draw;
Rejoiced to think that chasm would never close,
And huge Democracy the world o'erawe
No longer, split asunder, and at blows:
Withal took not your part, but sided with your foes.

Say that a Government the fact too soon

Proclaimed, which it needs must have, soon or late, Giving your rebels 'vantage, for which boon

From your own act they would have had to wait,
So much if you unblushingly can state:
Say that a better watch it might have kept,
And that you had just cause to be irate,
Because a pirate cruiser, while it slept,
Out of a British port, the Alabama, crept.

Suppose all this. How spoke the People's voice?
Your adversaries did they back or you?
Why, your War's issue hung upon their choice,
NAPOLEON Would have made your Nation two,
Would Englishmen his plan have helped him through.
Yet not for Manchester and all its poor,

Starved by your conflict, did they prove untrue;
Bearing dire loss with patience, they forbore

The cry that would have made your Union last no more.

What's your return for British sympathy,
SUMNER and Senate? On wild fiction based

You proffer us outrageous humble pie,

When meekness only can have earned its taste,
Yielding so much we were all but disgraced.

Bullies, before the French Imperial throne,
Let, if you dare, your dainty dish be placed.
There tender humble pie in hectoring tone.
Ah, but already there you've feasted on your own!

ROO-EY-TOO-EY-TOO!

MR. GOLDWIN SMITH writes from Boston to MR. POTTER, editor of the Beehive, to say that emigration to the United States had better not be thought of for the present, MR. SUMNER having aroused so bad a feeling against England. He thinks there will be no rupture, but "is prepared for a turn of affairs which will oblige the English to leave the States." Mr. Punch declines to prepare himself, at present, for anything of the sort, and unless the two foremost nations of the world are mad, he believes the re-publication of the "SUMNER'S TALE," by one G. CHAUCER, would be as likely to produce war as the Munchausen Manifesto of his friend CHARLES, with whom, moreover, he means to have a word shortly. However, as it is well to avoid the least misunderstanding between friends, Mr. Punch himself has paid MR. SUMNER'S Bill. The handwriting of the latter being indistinct, Mr. Punch is not quite sure whether he asks for Two hundred and Fifty Millions, or Billions, and therefore has sent over the latter sum. If there is a balance, MR. SUMNER can keep it for himself, or lay it out in building a lunatic asylum, into which, if the quarrel should really arise, the people of the United States will do well to insert every public man they have, from sober SUMNER down to drunken CHANDLER.

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JONATHAN (AS INTERPRETED BY MR. SUMNER). "WAAL, REVERDY! GUESS THIS LOT 'LL ABOUT DU FOR YOUR FRIEND JOHN BULL THAR."

REVERDY JOHNSON. "HA! I'VE DINED WITH HIM A GOOD DEAL LATELY, AND HE WON'T EAT THAT, I PROMISE YOU."

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