WIVES BY THE DOZEN. 'O DEATH! how thou spoil'st the best project of life!' Said Gabriel, who still, as he buried one wife, For the sake of her family, married her cousin And thus, in an honest collateral line, He still married on till his number was nine, Full sorry to die till he made up his dozen. FATAL LOVE. ; POOR Hal caught his death standing under a spout, [out; Whoe'er thou art, that read'st these moral lines, Make love at home, and go to bed betimes. A SAILOR'S WIFE. QUOTH Richard in jest, looking wistly at Nelly, 'Methinks, child, you seem something round in the belly!' Nell answer'd him snappishly, How can that be, When my husband has been more than two years at sea?' 'Thy husband! (quoth Dick) why that matter was carried Most secretly, Nell; I ne'er thought thou wert married.' THE MODERN SAINT. HER time with equal prudence Silvia shares, Loose without bawd, and pious without zeal, THE PARALLEL. PROMETHEUS, forming Mr. Day, Since one is but a moving clod, THE HONEST SHEPHERD. A GREEK EPIGRAM IMITATED. WHEN hungry wolves had trespass'd on the fold, Give him one half, and he'll secure the rest.' No! (said the shepherd) if the Fates decree, By ravaging my flock, to ruin me, To their commands I willingly resign, Power is their character, and patience mine; Though, troth! to me there seems but little odds, Who prove the greatest robbers, wolves or gods!' THE INCURABLE. PHILLIS, you boast of perfect health in vain, I tell thee, 'tis incurable-'tis Age. DOCTORS DIFFER. WHEN Willis' of Ephraim heard Rochester' preach, Thus Bentley said to him, I pr'ythee, dear. brother, How likest thou this sermon? 'tis out of my reach.' His is one way, (said Willis) and ours is another; I care not for carping; but this I can tell, We preach very sadly, if he preaches well.' 1 Bishop of Gloucester. 2 Bishop Atterbury. ÓN BISHOP ATTERBURY. MEEK Francis lies here, friend: without stop or stay, As you value your peace, make the best of your way. Though at present arrested by Death's caitiff paw, ON BISHOP ATTERBURY'S BURYING THE DUKE OF BUCKINGHAM, 1720 'I HAVE no hopes,' the Duke he says, and dies; In sure and certain hopes,' the Prelate cries: Of these two learned peers, I pr'ythee, say, man, Who is the lying knave, the Priest or Layman? The Duke he stands an infidel confess'd; 'He's our dear brother,' quoth the lordly priest: The Duke, though knave, still Brother dear,' he cries; And who can say, the Reverend Prelate lies? THE PEDANT. LYSANDER talks extremely well; His tropes and figures will content ye: Full fourteen hours in four-and-twenty. THE REMEDY WORSE THAN THE DISEASE. I SENT for Ratcliffe, was so ill But when the wit began to wheeze, CAUTIOUS ALICE. So good a wife doth Lissy make, |