XCI. They heard, next day, that in the Dardanelles, Waiting for his sublimity's firmanThe most imperative of sovereign spells, Which every body does without who can,More to secure them in their naval cells, Lady to lady, well as man to man, Were to be chain'd and lotted out per couple For the slave-market of Constantinople. XCII. It seems when this allotment was made out, If the soprano might be doom'd to be male, Were link'd together, and it happen'd the male Was Juan, who-an awkward thing at his agePair'd off with a Bacchante's blooming visage. XCIII. With Raucocanti lucklessly was chain'd The tenor; these two hated with a hate Found only on the stage, and each more pain'd With this his tuneful neighbour than his fate; Sad strife arose, for they were so cross-grain'd, Instead of bearing up without debate, That each pull'd different ways with many an oath, <«< Arcades ambo,» id est-blackguards both. XCIV. Juan's companion was a Romagnole, But bred within the March of old Ancona, With eyes that look'd into the very soul (And other chief points of a « bella donna»), Bright-and as black and burning as a coal; And through her clear brunette complexion shone a Great wish to please-a most attractive dower, Especially when added to the power. XCV. But all that power was wasted upon him, For sorrow o'er each sense held stern command; Her eye might flash on his, but found it dim; And though thus chain'd, as natural her hand Touch'd his, nor that-nor any handsome limb (And she had some not easy to withstand) Could stir his pulse, or make his faith feel brittle; Perhaps his recent wounds might help a little. XCVI. No matter; we should ne'er too much inquire, But facts are facts,-no knight could be more true, And firmer faith no ladye-love desire; We will omit the proofs, save one or two. 'T is said no one in hand «< can hold a fire I really think; yet Juan's then ordeal XCVII. Here I might enter on a chaste description, Having withstood temptation in my youth, But hear that several people take exception At the first two books having too much truth; Therefore I'll make Don Juan leave the ship soon, Because the publisher declares, in sooth, Through needles' eyes it easier for the camel is To pass, than those two cantos into families. XCVIII. 'Tis all the same to me, I'm fond of yielding, And therefore leave them to the purer page Of Smollet, Prior, Ariosto, Fielding, Who say strange things for so correct an age. I once had great alacrity in wielding My pen, and liked poetic war to wage, And recollect the time when all this cant As boys love rows, my boyhood liked a squabble; Whether my verse's fame be doom'd to cease The grass upon my grave will grow as long, C. Of poets who come down to us through distance CI. And so great names are nothing more than nominal, And love of glory 's but an airy lust, Too often in its fury overcoming all Who would, as 't were, identify their dust From out the wide destruction which, entombing all, Save change: I've stood upon Achilles' tomb, CII. The very generations of the dead Are swept away, and tomb inherits tomb, Until the memory of an age is fled, And, buried, sinks beneath its offspring's doom: Where are the epitaphs our fathers read? Save a few glean'd from the sepulchral gloom, Which once-named myriads nameless lie beneath, And lose their own in universal death. CIII. I canter by the spot each afternoon Where perish'd in his fame the hero-boy, Who lived too long for men, but died too soon For human vanity, the young De Foix! A broken pillar not uncouthly hewn, But which neglect is hastening to destroy, Records Ravenna's carnage on its face, While weeds and ordure rankle round the base. 5 CIV. I pass each day where Dante's bones are laid; The chieftain's trophy and the poet's volume, CV. With human blood that column was cemented, Should ever be those blood-hounds, from whose wild CVI. Yet there will still be bards; though fame is smoke, Its fumes are frankincense to human thought; And the unquiet feelings, which first woke Song in the world, will seek what then they sought; As on the beach the waves at last are broke, Thus to their extreme verge the passions brought, Dash into poetry, which is but passion, Or at least was so ere it grew a fashion. CVII. If in the course of such a life as was At once adventurous and contemplative, Men who partake all passions as they pass, Acquire the deep and bitter power to give Their images again, as in a glass, And in such colours that they seem to live; You may do right forbidding them to show 'em, But spoil (I think) a very pretty poem. CVIII. Oh! ye, who make the fortunes of all books! What, can I prove «a lion» then no more? A ball-room bard, a foolscap, hot-press darling, To bear the compliments of many a bore, And sigh I can't get out,» like Yorick's starling. Why then I'll swear, as poet Wordy swore (Because the world won't read him, always snarling), That taste is gone, that fame is but a lottery, Drawn by the blue-coat misses of a coterie. CX. Oh! « darkly, deeply, beautifully blue,»> As some one somewhere sings about the sky, And I, ye learned ladies, say of you; They say your stockings are so (leaven knows why, I have examined few pair of that hue); Blue as the garters which serenely lie Round the patrician left-legs, which adorn The festal midnight and the levee morn. CXI. Yet some of you are most seraphic creatures : But times are alter'd since, a rhyming lover, You read my stanzas, and I read your features: And-but no matter, all those things are over. Still I have no dislike to learned natures, For sometimes such a world of virtues cover: I know one woman of that purple school, The loveliest, chastest, best, but-quite a fool. CXII. Humboldt, «< the first of travellers,» but not The last, if late accounts be accurate, Invented, by some name I have forgot, As well as the sublime discovery's date, An airy instrument, with which he sought To ascertain the atmospheric state, By measuring « the intensity of blue:» Oh, Lady Daphne! let me measure you! СХІІІ. But to the narrative.-The vessel bound And there, with Georgians, Russians, and Circassians, CXIV. Some went off dearly: fifteen hundred dollars Had deck'd her out in all the hues of heaven: Twelve negresses from Nubia brought a price Is always much more splendid than a king : But for the destiny of this young troop, How some were bought by pachas, some by Jews, How some to burdens were obliged to stoop, And others rose to the command of crews Hoping no very old vizier might chuse, VII. CANTO V. I. WHEN amatory poets sing their loves In liquid lines mellifluously bland, And praise their rhymes as Venus yokes her doves, They little think what mischief is in hand; The greater their success the worse it proves, As Ovid's verse may make you understand; Even Petrarch's self, if judged with due severity, Is the Platonic pimp of all posterity. II. I therefore do denounce all amorous writing, And with all passions in their turn attack'd. The European with the Asian shore Sprinkled with palaces; the ocean stream,' Here and there studded with a seventy-four; Sophia's cupola with golden gleam; The cypress groves; Olympus high and hoar; The twelve isles, and the more than I could dream, Far less describe, present the very view Which charm'd the charming Mary Montagu. IV. I have a passion for the name of « Mary,» V. The wind swept down the Euxine, and the wave "T is a grand sight, from off « the Giant's Grave,»>2 VI. 'T was a raw day of Autumn's bleak beginning, In all who o'er the great deep take their ways: They vow to amend their lives, and yet they don't; Because if drown'd, they can't-if spared, they won't. A crowd of shivering slaves of every nation, From friends, and home, and freedom far estranged; VIII. Juan was juvenile, and thus was full, As most at his age are, of hope, and health; Yet I must own he look'd a little dull, And now and then a tear stole down by stealth : Perhaps his recent loss of blood might pull His spirit down; and then the loss of wealth, IX. Were things to shake a stoic; ne'ertheless, He was above the vulgar by his mien; X. Like a backgammon-board the place was dotted With whites and blacks, in groups on show for sale, Though rather more irregularly spotted: Some bought the jet, while others chose the pale. It chanced, amongst the other people lotted, A man of thirty, rather stout and hale, With resolution in his dark grey eye, He had an English look; that is, was square One arm had on a bandage rather bloody; And there he stood with such sang-froid, that greater Could scarce be shown even by a mere spectator. << But droop not: Fortune at your time of life, « Tis not,» said Juan, « for my present doom A single tear upon his eyelash staid «On the rough deep. But this last blow-» and here He stopp'd again, and turn'd away his face. " XXI. «You take things coolly, sir,» said Juan. «Why,» But mine have vanish'd. All, when life is new, «<'T is true, it gets another bright and fresh, Or sometimes only wear a week or two. «All this is very fine, and may be true,»> Said Juan; « but I really don't see how « No!» quoth the other; « yet you will allow « Would we were masters now, if but to try Rejoin'd the other, « when our bad luck mends here; Meantime (yon old black eunuch seems to eye us) I wish to G-d that somebody would buy us! XXV. << But after all, what is our present state? 'Tis bad, and may be better-all men's lot. Most men are slaves, none more so than the great, To their own whims and passions, and what not; Society itself, which should create Kindness, destroys what little we had got: To feel for none is the true social art Of the world's stoics-men without a heart.>> XXVI. Just now a black old neutral personage Of the third sex stepp'd up, and peering over The captives, seem'd to mark their looks, and age, And capabilities, as to discover If they were fitted for the purposed cage: XXVII. As is a slave by his intended bidder. 'Tis pleasant purchasing our fellow-creatures; And all are to be sold, if you consider Their passions, and are dextrous; some by features Are bought up, others by a warlike leader, Some by a place-as tend their years or natures: The most by ready cash-but all have prices, No, faith.»-«What then?»—« I ran away from her.» From crowns to kicks, according to their vices. XXVIII. The eunuch having eyed them o'er with care, They haggled, wrangled, swore, too—so they did! At last they settled into simple grumbling, And pulling out reluctant purses, and Turning each piece of silver o'er, and tumbling Some down, and weighing others in their hand, And by mistake sequins with paras jumbling, Until the sum was accurately scann'd, And then the merchant, giving change and signing Receipts in full, began to think of dining. XXX. I wonder if his appetite was good; Or, if it were, if also his digestion. Methinks at meals some odd thoughts might intrude, And conscience ask a curious sort of question, About the right divine how far we should Sell flesh and blood. When dinner has oppress'd one, I think it is perhaps the gloomiest hour Which turns up out of the sad twenty-four. XXXI. Voltaire says « No;» he tells you that Candide From his own brain's oppression while it reels. XXXII. I think with Alexander, that the act Redoubled; when a roast and a ragout, And fish and soup, by some side dishes back'd, h.xxi. The other evening ('t was on Friday last)— This is a fact, and no poetic fable Just as my great coat was about me cast, My hat and gloves still lying on the table, I heard a shot-'t was eight o'clock scarce past- 3 I found the military commandant XXXIV. Poor fellow! for some reason, surely bad, Him borne into the house and up the stair, << Can this be death? then what is life or death? 'Speak!' but he spoke not: 'wake!' but still he slept: But yesterday and who had mightier breath? A thousand warriors by his word were kept In awe: he said, as the centurion saith, 'Go, and he goeth; 'come,' and forth he stepp'd. And they who waited once and worshipp'd-they Had faced Napoleon's foes until they fled, XXXVIII. The scars of his old wounds were near his new, But let me quit the theme, as such things claim But it was all a mystery. Here we are, And there we go:-but where? five bits of lead, Or three, or two, or one, send very far! And is this blood, then, form'd but to be shed? Can every element our elements mar? And air-earth-water-fire, live-and we dead? We, whose minds comprehend all things? No moreBut let us to the story as before. XL. The purchaser of Juan and acquaintance Bore off his bargains to a gilded boat, Embark'd himself and them, and off they went thence As fast as oars could pull and water float. They look'd like persons being led to sentence, Wondering what next, till the caique was brought Up in a little creek below a wall O'ertopp'd with cypresses dark-green and tall. XLI. Here their conductor tapping at the wicket |