HEN Peter the Headstrong, of stubbornest will, Was sent out from Holland, commissioned to fill In New Netherland province a Governor's chair, The people all knew by his obstinate air, By the stamp of his foot and the wag of his head, That he meant to be minded in all that he said; And that naught but the soberest, solemnest fun Would ever find vent from this son of a gun. And in reaching the former by acting, not talk- Had lost an extremity needed in walking. By closely observing, his people soon learned To compass his movements, wherever he turned: *"At this season [1647], two whales of common size, swam up the [Hudson] river. One grounded about forty-three miles from the sea. [A Dutch mile is nearly equal to four English miles.] This fish was tolerably fat, for although the citizens of Rensselaerswyck broiled out a great quantity of train oil, still the whole river was oily for three weeks, and covered with grease.". Vanderdonck. Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1866, by TICK NOR AND FIELDS, in the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the District of Massachusetts. For the index that showed what old Peter intended And whenever, in argument, down came the stump, Not a tongue further wagged, but, with looks mild and meek, Still they liked the old hard-headed, obstinate soldier, While their faces grew broad and their bellies waxed fat. One morn, at Manhattan, this Governor great So high, that it fell not in rain but in dew: And so swift did he rush 'gainst the stream pouring down, Then Peter called out, "Bring to me my state pipe Till his Councillors doughty were more than half choked; While his face through the smoke shot a rubicund gleam, And steadied himself on his flesh-and-blood-leg; So the animal swam 'gainst the wind and the tide, Caring not if the river were narrow or wide, Rushing on like the tempest, and marking his path With the terrible waves of his foam-breathing wrath. As he passed by Fort Orange the gunner awoke : "The Yanghees from Hartford!" was all that he spoke, Then opened the gates, and, with breeches in hand And pipe in his mouth, rendered up his command. But soon 'mid the islands off Rensselaers wyck's shore The animal floundered and snorted and tore. Stuck fast in a quicksand, unable to go, He blew out his life in a chorus of woe, While the Donderberg mountains re-echoed his pain, As the spring floods subsided, the yeomanry came The rocks flowed with oil in a neighboring state, And hundreds forsook their homes, firesides, and friends The people all came where the animal brown |