BARRY'S ATTACK UPON SIR JOSHUA REYNOLD£

When Barry dares the President to fly on,
'Tis like a mouse, that, work'd into a rage
Daring some dreadful war to wage,
Nibbles the tail of the Nemean lion.

Or like a louse, of mettle full,
Nurs'd in some giant's skull-
Because Goliath scratch'd him as he fed,
Employs with vehemence his angry claws,
And gaping, grinning, formidable jaws,
To carry off the giant's head!

ON THE DEATH OF MR. HONE, R. A

There's one R.A. more dead! stiff is poor Hone-
His works be with him under the same stone:

I think the sacred art will not bemoan 'em;
But, Muse!-De mortuis nil nisi bonum—
As to his host, a trav'ler, with a sneer,
Said of his dead Small-beer.

Go, then, poor Hone! and join a numerous train
Sunk in Oblivion's wide pacific ocean;

And may its whale-like stomach feel no motion
To cast thee, like a Jonah, up again.

ON GEORGE THE THIRD'S PATRONAGE OF BENJAMIN

WEST.

Thus have I seen a child, with smiling face,

A little daisy in the garden place,

And strut in triumph round its fav'rite flow'r;
Gaze on the leaves with infant admiration,
Thinking the flow'r the finest in the nation,
Then pay a visit to it ev'ry hour:

Lugging the wat'ring-pot about,

Which John the gard'ner was oblig'd to fill;
The child, so pleas'd, would pour the water out,
To show its marvelous gard'ning skill;

Then staring round, all wild for praises panting,
Tell all the world it was its own sweet planting;
And boast away, too happy elf,

How that it found the daisy all itself!

ANOTHER ON THE SAME.

In simile if I may shine agen-
Thus have I seen a fond old hen

With one poor miserable chick,
Bustling about a farmer's yard;
Now on the dunghill laboring hard,
Scraping away through thin and thick,
Flutt'ring her feathers-making such a noise!
Cackling aloud such quantities of joys,

As if this chick, to which her egg gave birth,
Was born to deal prodigious knocks,
To shine the Broughton of game cocks,
And kill the fowls of all the earth!

EPITAPH ON PETER STAGG 8.

Poor Peter Staggs, now rests beneath this rail,
Who loved his joke, his pipe, and mug of ale;
For twenty years he did the duties well,
Of ostler, boots, and waiter at the "Bell."
But Death stepp'd in, and order'd Peter Staggs
To feed his worms, and leave the farmers' nags.
The church clock struck one-alas! 't was Peter's knel
Who sigh'd, "I'm coming-that's the ostler's bell!"

TRAY'S EPITAPH.

Here rest the relics of a friend below,

Blest with more sense than half the folks I know:
Fond of his ease, and to no parties prone,
He damn'd no sect, but calmly guaw'd his bone;
Perform'd his functions well in ev'ry way-
Blush, Christians, if you can, and copy Tray.

ON A STONE THROWN AT A VERY GREAT MAN, BUT WHICH MISSED HIM.

Talk no more of the lucky escape of the head
From a flint so unluckily thrown—

I think very different, with thousands indeed,
"T was a lucky escape for the stone.

The following stanza, on the death of Lady Mount E's favorite pig Cupid, is verily exceeded by nothing in the annals of impertinence.-P. P.]

A CONSOLATORY STANZA

TO LADY MOUNT E

ON THE DEATH OF HER PIG CUPID.

O dry that tear, so round and big,

Nor waste in sighs your precious wind!
Death only takes a single pig-

Your lord and son are still behind.

EPIGRAMS BY ROBERT BURNS.

THE POET'S CHOICE.

I MURDER hate, by field or flood,

Though glory's name may screen us;
In wars at hame I'll spend my blood,
Life-giving wars of Venus.

The deities that I adore,

Are social peace and plenty;

I'm better pleased to make one more,

Than be the death of twenty.

ON A CELEBRATED RULING ELDER.

Here souter Hood in death does sleep,-

To h-ll, if he's gane thither,

Satan, gie him thy gear to keep,

He'll haud it weel thegither.

ON JOHN DOVE

INNKEEPER OF MAUCHLINE.

Here lies Johnny Pidgeon,
What was his religion?
Wha e'er desires to ken,
To some other warl'

Maun follow the carl,

For here Johnny Pidgeon had nane

Strong ale was ablution

Small beer, persecution,

A dram was memento mori:

But a full flowing bowl

Was the saving his soul,

And port was celestial giory.

ON ANDREW TURNER.

In se'enteen hunder an' forty-nine,
Satan took stuff to mak' a swine,
And cuist it in a corner;

But wilily he chang'd his plan,
And shaped it something like a man
And ca'd it Andrew Turner.

ON A SCOTCH COXCOMB

Light lay the earth on Billy's breast,

His chicken heart so tender;

Bu build a castle on his head,

His skull will prop it under.

ON GRIZZEL GRIM.

Here lies with death auld Grizzel Grim
Lincluden's ugly witch;

O death, how horrid is thy taste,
To lie with such a b-

ON A WAG IN MAUCHLINE.

Lament him, Mauchline husbands a',
He aften did assist ye;

For had ye stayed whole years awa,
Your wives they ne'er had missed ye.
Ye Mauchline bairns, as on ye pass
To school in bands thegither,
O tread ye lightly on his grass-
Perhaps he was your father.

EPITAPH ON W

Stop, thief! dame Nature cried to Death,
As Willie drew his latest breath;
You have my choicest model ta'en;
How shall I make a fool again?

UN A SUICIDE.

Earth'd up here lies an imp o' hell,
Planted by Satan's dibble-
Poor silly wretch, he's damn'd himsel
To save the Lord the trouble.

EPIGRAMS FROM THE GERMAN OF LESSING.

NIGER.

"He's gone at last-old Niger's dead!"

Last night 't was said throughout the city;

Each quidnunc gravely shook his head,

And half the town cried, "What a pity!”

The news proved false-'t was all a cheat—
The morning came the fact denying;

And all the town to-day repeat

What half the town last night was crying.