You're looking very dismal, when And wonders what you're thinking of You're telling to a knot of friends That cloud matrimonial sky, your And banish all repose A solemn lady overhears The story of your strife, And tells the town the pleasant news: My dear young friend, whose shining wit For all your merry ways; Be stupid, if you can, It's such a very serious thing IDÉES NAPOLÉONIENNES. WILLIAM AYTOUN. The impossibility of translating this now well-known expression (imperfectly rendered in a companion-work, "Ideas of Napoleonism"), will exeuse the title and burden of the present ballad being left in the original French.-TRANS LATOR COME, listen all who wish to learn How nations should be ruled, From one who from his youth has been In such-like matters school'd; From one who knows the art to please, Improve and govern men Eh bien! Ecoutez, aux Idées, To keep the mind intently fixed On number One alone To look to no one's interest, To how, or what, or when- To make a friend, and use him well, Of all that makes him useful, and Napoléonienne. To sneak into a good man's house And seem his children's friend- To gain your point in view-to wade Through dirt, and slime, and blood To stoop to pick up what you want Through any depth of mud. But always in the fire to thrust Some helpless cat's-paw, when Your chestnuts burn-c'est une Idée Napoléonienne. To clutch and keep the lion's share To kill or drive away The wolves, that you upon the lambs To keep a gang of jackals fierce To bribe the base, to crush the good, At what or whom you please— THE LAY OF THE LOVER'S FRIEND WILLIAM AYTOUN A "The days we went a-gipsying." I WOULD all womankind were dead, For they have been a bitter plague No female face hath shown me grace For many a bygone year. But 'tis the most infernal bore, Of all the bores I know, To have a friend who's lost his heart Whene'er we steam it to Blackwall, To quaff the pleasant cider cup, Or climb the slopes of Richmond Hill, Then, for my sins, he straight begins To rave about his fair. Oh, 'tis the most tremendous bore, Of all the bores I know, To have a friend who's lost his heart In vain you pour into his ear In vain you try to rouse him by And "What a mind it is!" O Lord! it is the greatest bore, Of all the bores I know, To have a friend who's lost his heart I've heard her thoroughly described He waxes strong upon his pangs, To have a friend who's lost his heart I really wish he'd do like me I formed a passion every week, But he has not the sportive mood And so I would all women could Be banished o'er the sea. For 'tis the most egregious bore, Of all the bores I know. To have a friend who's lost his heart |