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Is not their climate foggy, raw, and dull?
Sweat drops of gallant youth in our rich fields;
Our madams mock at us; and plainly say,
Bour. They bid us- to the English dancingschools,
And teach lavoltas high, and swift corantos;
Fr. King. Where is Montjoy, the herald? speed him hence;
Let him greet England with our sharp defiance.
The Alps doth spit and void his rheum upon :
Con. This becomes the great. Sorry am I, his numbers are so few, His soldiers sick, and famish'd in their march ;
For, I am sure, when he shall see our army,
Fr. King. Therefore, lord constable, haste on
And let him say to England, that we send
Fr. King. Be patient, for you shall remain with
Now, forth, lord constable, and princes all; And quickly bring us word of England's fall.
SCENE VI. The English Camp in Picardy. Enter GoWER and FLUELLEN.
Gow. How now, captain Fluellen? come you from the bridge?
Flu. I assure you, there is very excellent service committed at the pridge.
Gow. Is the duke of Exeter safe?
Flu. The duke of Exeter is as magnanimous as Agamemnon; and a man that I love and honour with my soul, and my heart, and my duty, and my life, and my livings, and my uttermost powers: he is not, (God be praised and plessed!) any hurt in the 'orld; but keeps the pridge most valiantly, with excellent discipline. There is an ensign there at the pridge, I think, in my very conscience, he is as valiant as Mark Antony; and he is a man of no estimation in the 'orld: but I did see him do gallant service.
Gow. What do you call him?
Flu. Do you not know him? Here comes the
Pist. Captain, I thee beseech to do me favours: The duke of Exeter doth love thee well.
Flu. Ay, I praise Got; and I have merited some love at his hands.
Of buxom valour, hath, by cruel fate, And giddy fortune's furious fickle wheel, That goddess blind,
That stands upon the rolling restless stone,
Pist. Bardolph, a soldier, firm and sound of heart,
Flu. By your patience, ancient Pistol. Fortune is painted plind, with a muffler before her eyes, to signify to you that fortune is plind: And she is painted also with a wheel; to signify to you, which is the moral of it, that she is turning, and inconstant, and variations, and mutabilities: and her foot, look you, is fixed upon a spherical stone, which rolls, and rolls, and rolls;- In good truth, the poet is make a most excellent description of fortune: fortune, look you, is an excellent moral.
Pist. Fortune is Bardolph's foe, and frowns on him;
For he hath stol'n a pix, and hanged must 'a be. A damned death!
Let gallows gape for dog, let man go free,
Therefore, go speak, the duke wil hear thy voice;
And let not Bardolph's vital thread be cut
Pist. Why then rejoice therefore.
Flu. Certainly, ancient, it is not a thing to rejoice at for if, look you, he were my brother, I would desire the duke to use his goot pleasure, and put him to executions; for disciplines ought to be used.
Pist. Die and be damn'd; and figo for thy friendship.
Flu. It is well.
Pist. The fig of Spain !
Flu. Very good.
Gow. Why, this is an arrant counterfeit rascal; I remember him now; a bawd; a cutpurse.
Flu. I'll assure you, 'a utter'd as prave 'ords at the pridge, as you shall see in a summer's day: But it is very well; what he has spoke to me, that is well, I warrant you, when time is serve.
Gow. Why, 'tis a gull, a fool, a rogue; that now and then goes to the wars, to grace himself, at his return into London, under the form of a soldier. And such fellows are perfect in great commanders' names and they will learn you by rote, where services were done; -at such and such a sconce, at such a breach, at such a convoy; who came off bravely, who was shot, who disgraced, what terms the enemy stood on; and this they con perfectly in the phrase of war, which they trick up with newtuned oaths: And what a beard of the general's cut, and a horrid suit of the camp, will do among foaming bottles, and ale-washed wits, is wonderful to be thought on! but you must learn to know such slanders of the age, or else you may be marvellous mistook.
K. Hen. What men have you lost, Fluellen ? Flu. The perdition of th'athversary hath been very great, very reasonable great: marry, for my part, I think the duke hath lost never a man, but one that is like to be executed for robbing a church, one Bardolph, if your majesty know the man: his face is all bubukles, and whelks, and knobs, and flames of fire; and his lips plows at his nose, and it is like a coal of fire, sometimes plue, and sometimes red; but his nose is executed, and his fire's out.
K. Hen. We would have all such offenders so cut off and we give express charge, that, in our marches through the country, there be nothing com
pelled from the villages, nothing taken but paid for; none of the French upbraided, or abused in disdainful language; For when lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest winner. Tucket sounds. Enter MONTJOY. Mont. You know me by my habit.
K. Hen. Well then, I know thee; What shall I
Mont. My master's mind.
Mont. Thus says my king:- -Say thou to Harry of England, Though we seemed dead, we did but sleep; Advantage is a better soldier than rashness. Tell him, we could have rebuked him at Harfleur: but that we thought not good to bruise an injury, till it were full ripe :-now we speak upon our cue, and our voice is imperial: England shall repent his folly, see his weakness, and admire our sufferance. Bid him, therefore, consider of his ransome: which must proportion the losses we have borne, the subjects we have lost, the disgrace we have digested; which, in weight to re-answer, his pettiness would bow under. For our losses, his exchequer is too poor; for the effusion of our blood, the muster of his kingdom too faint a number; and for our disgrace, his own person, kneeling at our feet, but a weak and worthless satisfaction. To this add-defiance and tell him, for conclusion, he hath betrayed his followers, whose condemnation is pronounced. So far my king and master, so much my office.
K. Hen. What is thy name? I know thy quality. Mont. Montjoy.
K. Hen. Thou dost thy office fairly. Turn thee back, And tell thy king,
I do not seek him now; But could be willing to march on to Calais Without impeachment: for, to say the sooth, (Though 'tis no wisdom to confess so much Unto an enemy of craft and vantage,) My people are with sickness much enfeebled; My numbers lessen'd; and those few I have, Almost no better than so many French : Who when they were in health, I tell thee, herald, I thought, upon one pair of English legs Did march three Frenchmen.
Yet, forgive me,
God, That I do brag thus! this your air of France Hath blown that vice in me; I must repent. Go, therefore, tell thy master, here I am; My ransome, is this frail and worthless trunk; My army, but a weak and sickly guard ; Yet, God before, tell him we will come on, Though France himself, and such another neighbour,
Stand in our way. There's for thy labour, Montjoy
Mont. I shall deliver so.
Thanks to your high[Exit MONTJOY. Glo. I hope, they will not come upon us now. K. Hen. We are in God's hand, brother, not in
Con. Tut! I have the best armour of the world.'Would it were day!
Ram. My lord constable, the armour that I saw Orl. You have an excellent armour; but let my in your tent to-night, are those stars, or suns, upon horse have his due.
Con. It is the best horse of Europe.
Orl. Will it never be morning?
Dau. My lord of Orleans, and my lord high constable, you talk of horse and armour, —
Orl. You are as well provided of both as any prince in the world.
Dau. What a long night is this! I will not change my horse with any that treads but on four pasterns. Ca, ha! He bounds from the earth, as if his entrails were hairs; le cheval volant, the Pegasus, qui a les narines de feu! When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musicai than the pipe of Hermes.
Orl. He's of the colour of the nutmeg.
Dau. And of the heat of the ginger. It is a beast for Perseus: he is pure air and fire; and the dull elements of earth and water never appear in him, but only in patient stillness, while his rider mounts him he is, indeed, a horse; and all other jades you may call beasts.
Con. Indeed, my lord, it is a most absolute and excellent horse.
Dau. It is the prince of palfreys; his neigh is like the bidding of a monarch, and his countenance enforces homage.
Orl. No more, cousin.
Dau. Nay, the man hath no wit, that cannot, from the rising of the lark to the lodging of the lamb, vary deserved praise on my palfrey: it is a theme as fluent as the sea; turn the sands into eloquent tongues, and my horse is argument for them all: 'tis a subject for a sovereign to reason on, and for a sovereign's sovereign to ride on and for the world (familiar to us, and unknown,) to lay apart their particular functions, and wonder at him. I once writ a sonnet in his praise, and began thus: Wonder of nature, Orl. I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's mistress.
Dau. I tell thee, constable, my mistress wears her own hair.
Con. I could make as true a boast as that, if 1 had a sow to my mistress.
Dau. Le chien est retourné à son propre vomissement, et la truie lavée au bourbier: thou makest use of any thing.
Con. Yet do I not use my horse for my mistress; or any such proverb, so little kin to the pur
Dau. O then, belike, she was old and gentle; and you rode, like a Kerne of Ireland, your French hose off, and in your straight trossers.
Con. You have good judgment in horsemanship. Dau. Be warned by me then they that ride so, and ride not warily, fall into foul bogs; I had rather have my horse to my mistress.
Con. I had as lief have my mistress a jade.
Con. Stars, my lord.
Dau. Some of them will fall to-morrow, I hope. Con. And yet my sky shall not want.
Dau. That may be, for you bear a many superfluously; and 'twere more honour, some
Con. Even as your horse bears your praises; who would trot as well, were some of your brags dismounted.
Dau. 'Would, I were able to load him with his desert! Will it never be day? I will trot to-morrow a mile, and my way shall be paved with English faces.
Con. I will not say so, for fear I should be faced out of my way: But I would it were morning, for I would fain be about the ears of the English.
Ram. Who will go to hazard with me for twenty English prisoners?
Con. You must first go yourself to hazard, ere you have them.
Dau. 'Tis midnight, I'll go arm myself. [Erit.
Orl. By the white hand of my lady, he's a gallant prince.
Con. Swear by her foot, that she may tread out the oath.
Orl. He is, simply, the most active gentleman of France.
Con. Doing is activity; and he will still be doing.
Orl. He never did harm, that I heard of.
Con. Nor will do none to-morrow: he will keep that good name still.
Orl. I know him to be valiant.
Con. I was told that, by one that knows him better than you.
Orl. What's he?
Con. Marry, he told me so himself; and he said, he cared not who knew it.
Orl. He needs not, it is no hidden virtue in him.
Con. By my faith, sir, but it is; never any body saw it, but his lackey: 'tis a hooded valour; and, when it appears, it will bate.
Orl. I will never said well.
Con. I will cap that proverb with-There is flattery in friendship.
Orl. And I will take up that with- Give the devil his due.
Con. Well placed; there stands your friend for the devil: have at the very eye of that proverb, with - A pox of the devil.
Orl. You are the better at proverbs, by how much A fool's bolt is soon shot.
Con. You have shot over.
Orl. 'Tis not the first time you were overshot.
Enter a Messenger.
Orl. Foolish curs! that run winking into the
Mess. My lord high constable, the English lie mouth of a Russian bear, and have their heals within fifteen hundred paces of your tent. crushed like rotten apples: You may as well say, that's a valiant flea, that dare eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion.
Con. Who hath measured the ground?
Con. A valiant and most expert gentleman. Would it were day!—Alas, poor Harry of England! he longs not for the dawning, as we do.
Con. Just, just; and the men do sympathize with the mastiffs, in robustious and rough coming on, leaving their wits with their wives: and then give them great meals of beef, and iron and steel, they will eat like wolves, and fight like devils.
Orl. What a wretched and peevish fellow is this king of England, to mope with his fat-brained followers so far out of his knowledge!
Con. If the English had any apprehension they would run away.
Orl. Ay, but these English are shrewdly out of beef.
Orl. That they lack; for if their heads had any intellectual armour, they could never wear such heavy head-pieces.
Con. Then we shall find to-morrow only stomachs to eat, and none to fight. time to arm: Come, shall we about it?
Orl. It is now two o'clock: but, let me see, — by ten,
We shall have each a hundred Englishmen.
Ram. That island of England breeds very valiant creatures; their mastiffs are of unmatchable courage.
Chor. Now entertain conjecture of a time, When creeping murmur, and the poring dark, Fills the wide vessel of the universe.
The hum of either army stilly sounds,
From camp to camp, through the foul womb of A little touch of Harry in the night:
The secret whispers of each other's watch:
The country cocks do crow, the clocks do toll,
The morning's danger; and their gesture sad,
Walking from watch to watch, from tent to tent,
Upon his royal face there is no note,
Beholding him, plucks comfort from his looks:
Thawing cold fear. Then mean, and gentle all,
they have Now is it
And so our scene must to the battle fly;
The greater therefore should our courage be. —
Good morrow, old sir Thomas Erpingham:
- now lie I like a king.
K. Hen. 'Tis good for men to love their present
Of parents good, of fist most valiant:
I kiss his dirty shoe, and from my heart-strings I love the lovely bully. What's thy name?
K. Hen. No, am a Welshman.
Pist. Knowest thou Fluellen?
Pist. Tell him, I'll knock his leek about his pate, Upon Saint Davy's day.
K. Hen. Do not you wear your dagger in your cap that day, lest he knock that about yours.
Pist. Art thou his friend?
K. Hen. And his kinsman too.
Pist. The figo for thee then!
K. Hen. I thank you: God be with you!
Enter FLUELLEN and GoWER, severally.
Flu. So in the name of Cheshu Christ, speak lower. It is the greatest admiration in the universal 'orld, when the true and auncient prerogatifes and laws of the wars is not kept: if you would take the pains but to examine the wars of Pompey the Great, you shall find, I warrant you, that there is no tiddle taddle, or pibble pabble, in Pompey's camp; I warrant you, you shall find the ceremonies of the wars, and the cares of it, and the forms of it, and the sobriety of it, and the modesty of it, to be otherwise.
Gow. Why, the enemy is loud; you heard him all night.
Flu. If the enemy is an ass, and a fool, and a prating coxcomb, is it meet, think you, that we should also, look you, be an ass, and a fool, and a prating foxcomb; in your own conscience now?
Gow. I will speak lower.
K. Hen. Though it appear a little out of fashion, There is much care and valour in this Welshman.
Flu. I pray you, and beseech you, that you will [Exeunt GowER and FLUELLEN.
Enter BATES, COURT, and WILLIAMS.
Court. Brother John Bates, is not that the morning which breaks yonder?
Bates. I think it be: but we have no great cause to desire the approach of day.
K. Hen. Harry le Roy.
Pist. Le Roy a Cornish name; art thou of showing it, should dishearten his army.
Will. We see yonder the beginning of the day, but, I think, we shall never see the end of it. Who goes there?
K. Hen. A friend.
Will. Under what captain serve you? K. Hen. Under sir Thomas Erpingham. Will. A good old commander, and a most kind gentleman: I pray you, what thinks he of our estate?
K. Hen. Even as men wrecked upon a sand, that look to be washed off the next tide,
Bates. He hath not told his thought to the king? K. Hen. No; nor it is not meet he should. For, though I speak it to you, I think, the king is but a man, as I am; the violet smells to him, as it doth to me; the element shows to him, as it doth to me; all his senses have but human conditions: his ceremonies laid by, in his nakedness he appears but a man; and though his affections are higher mounted than ours, yet, when they stoop, they stoop with the like wing; therefore when he sees reason of fears, as we do, his fears, out of doubt, be of the same relish as ours are: Yet, in reason, no man should possess him with any appearance of fear, lest he, by
Bates. He may show what outward courage he will: but, I believe, as cold a night as 'tis, he could wish himself in the Thames up to the neck; and so I would he were, and I by him, at all adventures, so we were quit here.
K. Hen. By my troth, I will speak my conscience of the king; I think, he would not wish himself any where but where he is.
Bates. Then, 'would he were here alone; so should he be sure to be ransomed, and a many poor men's lives saved.
K. Hen. I dare say, you love him not so ill, to wish him here alone: howsoever you speak this, to feel other men's minds: Methinks, I could not die any where so contented, as in the king's company; his cause being just, and his quarrel honourable. Will. That's more than we know.
Bates. Ay, or more than we should seek after; for we know enough, if we know we are the king's subjects; if his cause be wrong, our obedience to the king wipes the crime of it out of us.
Will. But if the cause be not good, the king himself hath a heavy reckoning to make; when all those legs, and arms, and heads, chopped off in a battle, shall join together at the latter day, and cry all We died at such place; some, swearing; some, crying for a surgeon; some, upon their wives left poor behind them; some, upon the debts they owe; I am afcard some, upon their children rawly left. there are few die well, that die in battle; for how can they charitably dispose of any thing, when blood is their argument? Now, if these men do not die well, it will be a black matter for the king that led them to it; whom to disobey, were against all proportion of subjection.
K. Hen. So, if a son, that is by his father sent about merchandise, do sinfully miscarry upon the