can't give it ye— "Risen from the sepulchre of—inactivity; "And, like owld corpses, dug up from antikity, "Wandrin' about in all sorts of inikity!!" 1 — Even you, Judy, true as you are to the Owld Light, Would have laught, out and out, at this iligant flight Of that figure of speech called the Blatherumskite. As for me, tho' a funny thought now and then came to me, Rage got the betther at last - and small blame to me! So, slapping my thigh, "by the Powers of Delf," 1" But she (Popery) is no longer the tenant of the sepulchre of inactivity. She has come from the burial-place, walking forth a monster, as if the spirit of evil had corrupted the carcass of her departed humanity; noxious and noisome, an object of abhorrence and dismay to all who are not leagued with her in iniquity."Report of the Rev. Gentleman's Speech, June 20, in the Record Newspaper. We may well ask, after reading this and other such reverend ravings, "quis dubitat quin omne sit hoc rationis egestas?" THESE few brief lines, my reverend friend, By a safe, private hand I send And injuring our preferment in it. Just think, how worrying 't is, my friend, And bear the eternal torturing play Your men of thumb-screws and of racks With stings of ridicule all over; Much heed the suffering or the shame— As, like an actor, used to hisses, I long have known no other fame, But that (as I may own to you, Tho' to the world it would not do,) No hope appears of fortune's beams Shining on any of my schemes; No chance of something more per ann. As supplement to Kellyman; No prospect that, by fierce abuse Of Ireland, I shall e'er induce The rulers of this thinking nation To rid us of Emancipation; To forge anew the severed chain, And bring back Penal Laws again. The weary Day-God's last retreat is Start not, my friend, the tender scheme, Wild and romantic tho' it seem, Your old friend's new address must be Such, friend, nor need the fact amaze you, The prayer given out, as grace,2 by speechers, 1 In the first edition of his Dictionary, Dr. Johnson very significantly exemplified the meaning of the word "alias" by the instance of Mallet, the poet, who had exchanged for this more refined name his original Scotch patronymic, Malloch. "What other proofs he gave [says Johnson] of disrespect to his native country, know not; but it was remarked of him that he was the only Scot whom Scotchmen did not commend." - Life of Mallet. 2 "I think I am acting in unison with the feelings of a Meeting assembled for this solemn To Miss B. Fudge of Pisgah Place, Same evening, Miss F. Fudge, 't is hinted Niece of the above, (whose "Sylvan In our Gazette, last week, we printed), Eloped with Pat. Magan, Esquire. Some of them, ci-devant curl-papers, After some miles was seen no more; |