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"No, never, from this hour to part, We'll live and love so true,

The sigh that rends thy constant heart

Shall break thy Edwin's too."

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DOUBLE TRANSFORMATION.

A TALE.

SECLUDED from domestic strife,
Jack Book-worm led a college life;
A fellowship at twenty-five,

Made him the happiest man alive;
He drank his glass, and crack'd his joke,
And freshmen wonder'd as he spoke.

Such pleasures, unalloy'd with care,

Could any accident impair?

Could Cupid's shaft at length transfix
Our swain, arriv'd at thirty-six?

O had the archer ne'er come down
To ravage in a country town!

Or Flavia been content to stop
At triumphs in a Fleet-street shop.
O had her eyes forgot to blaze!
Or Jack had wanted eyes to gaze.
O! But let exclamation cease;
Her presence banish'd all his peace:
So with decorum all things carried,

Miss frown'd, and blush'd, and then was-married.

Need we expose to vulgar sight

The raptures of the bridal night?
Need we intrude on hallow'd ground,
Or draw the curtains clos'd around?
Let it suffice, that each had charms:
He clasp'd a goddess in his arms;
And, though she felt his usage rough,
Yet in a man 'twas well enough.

The honey-moon like lightning flew;
The second brought its transports too:
A third, a fourth, were not amiss;
The fifth was friendship mix'd with bliss:
But when a twelvemonth past away,
Jack found his goddess made of clay;

Found half the charms that deck'd her face

Arose from powder, shreds, or lace;
But still the worst remain'd behind,

That very face had robb'd her mind.

Skill'd in no other arts was she

But dressing, patching, repartee;
And, just as humour rose or fell,
By turns a slattern or a belle;

"Tis true she dress'd with modern grace,
Half naked at a ball or race;

But when at home, at board or bed,

Five greasy night-caps wrapt her head.
Could so much beauty condescend

To be a dull domestic friend?

Could any curtain lectures bring
To decency so fine a thing?

In short, by night, 'twas fits or fretting;
By day, 'twas gadding or coquetting.

Fond to be seen, she kept a bevy

Of powder'd coxcombs at her levy;

The 'squire and captain took their stations, And twenty other near relations.

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