Be not offended, dear Cesario : Radesby be gone! I pr'ythee, gentle friend, [Exeunt Sir Toby, Sir Andrew, and Fabian. Let thy fair wisdom, not thy passion, sway la this uncivil and unjust extent + Against thy peace. Go with me to my house; Seb. What relish is in this? How runs the stream? If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep! Oli. Nay, come, I pr'ythee; 'would, thou'dst be ruled by me! Seb. Madam, I will. Oli. O say so, and so be! [Exeunt. SCENE II-A Room in OLIVIA'S House. Enter MARIA and CLOWN. Mar. Nay, I pr'ythee, put on this gown, and this beard; make him believe, thou art Sir Topas the curate; do it quickly: I'll call Sir Toby the whilst. [Exit Maria. Clo. Well, I'll put it on, and I will dissemble myself in't; and I would I were the first that ever dissembled in such a gown. I am not fat enough to become the function well; nor lean enough to be thought a good student; but to be said, an honest man, and a good housekeeper, goes as fairly, as to ay, a careful man, and a great scholar. The competitors enter. Folio the lunatic. Mel. Sir Topas, Sir Topas, good Sir Topas, go to my lady. Cle. Out, hyperbolical fiend! How vexest thou this man? Talkest thou nothing but of ladies? Sir To. Well said, master parson. Mal. Sir Topas, never was man thus wrong'd; ood Sir Topas, do not think I am mad; they have aid me here in hideous darkness. Clo. Fye, thou dishonest Sathan! I call thee by the most modest terms; for I am one of those gentle mes, that will use the devil himself with courtesy ; Say'st thou, that house is dark? Mal. As hell, Sir Topas. Clo. Why, it hath bay windows** transparent as barricadoes, and the clear stones towards the southSorth are as lustrous as ebony; and yet complainest thon of obstruction? Mel. I am not mad, Sir Topas; I say to you, this house is dark. Clo. Madman, thou errest: I say, there is no darkess, but ignorance; in which thou art more puzzled, than the Egyptians in their fog. Mal. I say, this house is as dark as ignorance, though ignorance were as dark as hell; and I say, there was never man thus abused: I am no more mad than you are; make the trial of it in any conRant question. # Cla. What is the opinion of Pythagoras, concern#g wild-fowl? Mal. That the soul of our grandam might haply ababit a bird. (le. What thinkest thou of his opinion? Mal. I think nobly of the soul, and no way approve his opinion. Co. Fare thee well: remain thou still in dark: thou shalt hold the opinion of Pythagoras, ere I will allow of thy wits; and fear to kill a wood cock, lest thou dispossess the soul of thy grandam. Fare thee well. Mal. Sir Topas, Sir Topas, Sir To. My most exquisite Sir Topas! Mal. Thou might'st have done this without thy beard, and gown; he sees thee not. Sir To. To him in thine own voice, and bring me word how thou find'st him: I would, we were well rid of this knavery. If he may be conveniently deliver'd, I would he were; for I am now so far in offence with my niece, that I cannot pursue with any safety this sport to the upshot. Come by and by to my chamber. [Exeunt Sir Toby and Maria. Clo. Hey Robin, jolly Robin, Tell me how thy lady does. Mal. Fool, Clo. My lady is unkind, perdy. Mal. Fool, Clo. Alas, why is she so? Mal. Fool, I say ; Clo. She loves another-Who calls, ha? [Singing. Mal. Good fool, as ever thou wilt deserve well at my hand, help me to a candle, and pen, ink, and paper; as I am a gentleman, I will live to be thankful to thee for't. Clo. Master Malvolio! Clo. Alas, Sir, how fell you besides wits?t your five Mal. Fool, there was never man so notoriously abused: I am as well in my wits, fool, as thou art. Clo. But as well? Then you are mad, indeed, if you be no better in your wits than a fool. Mal. They have here propertied me; keep me in darkness, send ministers to me, asses, and do all they can to face me out of my wits. Clo. Advise you what you say; the minister is here.-Malvolio, Malvolio, thy wits the heavens restore! Endeavour thyself to sleep, and leave thy vain bibble babble. Mal. Sir Topas, Clo. Maintain no words with him, good fellowWho, I, Sir? not I, Sir. God b'wi'you, good Sir Tops.-Marry, amen.-I will, Sir, I will. Mal. Fool, fool, fool, I say, Clo. Alas, Sir, be patient. What say you, Sir? I am shent for speaking to you. Mal. Good fool, help me to some light, and some paper; I tell thee, I am as well in my wits, as any man in Illyria. Clo. Well-a-day,-that you were, Sir! Mat. By this hand, I am: good fool, some ink, paper, and light, and convey what I will set down to my lady; it shall advantage thee more than ever the bearing of letter did. Clo. I will help you to't. But tell me true, are you not mad indeed? Or do you but counterfeit? Mal. Believe me, I am not; I tell thee true. Clo. Nay, I'll ne'er believe a madman, till I see his brains. I will fetch you light, and paper, and ink. Seb. This is the air: that is the glorious sun; This pearl she gave me, I do feel't, and see't: And though 'tis wonder that enwraps me thus, Yet 'tis not madness. Where's Antonio then? I could not find him at the Elephant: Yet there he was: and there I found this credit, ** That he did range the town to seek me out. Any other gem as a topaz. + Senses. 1 Taken possession of. Scolded, reprimanded. A buffoon character in the old plays, and father of the modern harlequin. Account. His counsel now might do me golden service: And wrangle with my reason, that persuades me She could not sway her house, command her followers, Take, and give back, affairs, and their despatch, Oli. Blame not this haste of mine: if you mean Now go with me, and with this holy man, Seb. I'll follow this good man, and go with you; And having sworn truth, ever will be true. Oli. Then lead the way, good father;-and heavens so shine, That they may fairly note this act of mine! [Exeunt. Clo. Do not desire to see this letter. Fab. That is, to give a dog, and, in recompense, desire my dog again. Enter DUKE, VIOLA, and Attendants. Duke. Belong you to the lady Olivia, friends? Clo. Ay, Sir; we are some of her trappins. Duke. I know thee well: How dost thou, my good fellow? Clo. Truly, Sir, the better for my foes, and the worse for my friends. Duke. Just the contrary; the better for thy friends. Clo. No Sir, the worse. Duke. How can that be? Clo. Marry, Sir, they praise me, and make an ass of me; now my foes tell me plainly, I am an ass: so that by my foes, Sir, I profit in the knowledge of my self; and by my friends I am abused: so that, conclusions to be as kisses, if your four negatives make your two affirmatives, why, then, the worse for my friends, and the better for my foes. Duke. Why, this is excellent. Clo. By my troth, Sir, no; though it please you to be one of my friends. Duke. Thou shalt not be the worse for me; there's gold. Clo. But that it would be double-dealing, Sir, I would you could make it another. Duke. O, you give me ill counsel. Clo. Put your grace in your pocket, Sir, for this once, and let your flesh and blood obey it. Duke. Well, I will be so much a sinner, to be a double dealer; there's another. Clo. Primo, secundo, tertio, is a good play; and the old saying is, the third pays for all: the triplex, Sir, is a good tripping measure; or the bells of St. Bennet, Sir, may put you in mind; One, two, three. Duke. You can fool no more money out of me at this throw if you will let your lady know, I am here to speak with her, and bring her along with you, it may awake my bounty further. Clo. Marry, Sir, lullaby to your bounty, till I come again. I go, Sir; but I would not have you to think, that my desire of having is the sin of covetousness: + Belief. ↑ Servants. Until. • Reason. § Little chapel. but, as you say, let your bounty take a nap, I w awake it anon. [Exit Clow Enter ANTONIO and OFFicers. Vio. Here comes the man, Sir, that did rescue m Duke. That face of his I do remember well; Yet, when I saw it last, it was besmear'd As black as Vulcan, in the smoke of war: A bawbling vessel was he captain of, For shallow draught, and bulk, unprizable; With which such scathful grapple did he make With the most noble bottom of our fleet, That very envy, and the tongue of loss, Cried fame and honour on him.-What's the matte 1 Off. Orsino, this is that Antonio, That took the Phoenix, and her fraught, from Cand And this is he, that did the Tiger board, When your young nephew Titus lost his leg: Here in the streets, desperate of shame and state, In private brabble did we apprehend him. Vio. He did me kindness, Sir; drew on my sid But in conclusion, put strange speech upon me, I know not what 'twas, but distraction. Duke. Notable pirate! Thou salt-water thief! What foolish boldness brought thee to their merci Whom thou, in terms so bloody, and so dear, Hast made thine enemies? Ant. Orsino, noble Sir, Be pleased that I shake off these names you give m Vio. How can this be? Duke. When came he to this town? Ant. To-day, my lord; and for three mont before, (No interim, not a minute's vacancy,) Enter OLIVA and Attendants. Duke. Here comes the countess; now heart walks on earth. But for thee, fellow, fellow, thy words are madnes Three months this youth hath tended upon me; But more of that anon.-Take him aside. Oli. What would my lord, but that he may n have, Wherein Olivia may seem serviceable?— Duke. Gracious Olivia, Oli. What do you say, Cesario ?-Good, lord, Vio. My lord would speak, my duty hushes me. Duke. Still so cruel? Duke. What! to perverseness? you uncivil lady, come him. And whom, by heaven I swear I tender dearly, Tim will I tear out of that cruel eye, Where he sits crowned in his master's spite. Sir To. Then he's a rogue. After a passy measure or a pavin, I hate a drunken rogue. Oli. Away with him: Who hath made this havock Came boy, with me: my thoughts are ripe in mis- with them? chief: Fsacrifice the lamb that I do love, To spite a raven's heart within a dove. [Going. Fis. And I, most jocund, apt, and willingly, To do you rest, a thousand deaths would die. Oli. Where goes Cesario? [Following. More than I love these eyes, more than my life, Panish my life, for tainting of my love! Oli. Ah me, detested! How am I beguiled! Fis. Who does beguile you? Who does do you wrong ? Oli. Hast thou forgot thyself? Is i so long? Call forth the holy father. Duke. Come away. [Exit an Attendant. [To Viola. Oli. Whither, my lord ?-Cesario, husband, stay. Duke. Husband? Oli. Ay, husband; Can he that deny? Duke. Her husband, sirrah ? Vio. No, my lord, not I. Oli. Alas, it is the baseness of thy fear, That makes thee strangle thy propriety: Be that thou know'st thou art, and then thou art Re-enter ATTENDANT and PRIEST. Father, I charge thee, by thy reverence, Since when, my watch hath told me toward my grave have travell'd but two hours. Duke. O, thou dissembling cub! What wilt thou be, Then time hath sow'd a grizzle on thy case ? + Or will not else thy craft so quickly grow, That thine own trip shall be thine overthrow? Farewell, and take her; but direct thy feet, Where thou and I henceforth may never meet. Vie. My lord, I do protest, Oli. O, do not swear; Hold little faith, though thou hast too much fear. Eater Sir ANDREW AGUE-CHEEK, with his Head broke. Sir And. For the love of God, a surgeon; send one presently to Sir Toby. Oli. What's the matter? Sir And. He has broke my head across, and has giren Sir Toby a bloody coxcomb too: for the love of God, your help: I had rather than forty pound, I were at home. Oli. Who has done this, Sir Andrew? Sir And. The count's gentleman, one Cesario: we took him for a coward, but he's the very devil incardinate. Duke. My gentleman, Cesario? Sir And. Od's lifelings, here he is:-You broke my head for nothing; and that that I did, I was set en to do't by Sir Toby. Fie. Why do you speak to me? I never hurt you: You drew your sword upon me without cause; But I bespake you fair, and hurt you not. Sir And. If a bloody coxcomb be a hurt, you have hurt me; I think, you set nothing by a bloody excomb. Enter Sir TOBY BELCH, drunk, led by the CLOWN. Here comes Sir Toby halting, you shall hear more: but if he had not been in drink, he would have tekled you othergates than he did. Duke. How now, gentleman? How is't with you? Sir To. That's all one; he has hurt me, and there's the end on't.-Sot, didst see Dick surgeon, sot? Clo. O he's drunk, Sir Toby, an hour agone; his eyes were set at eight i' the morning. •Disown thy property. + Skin. ✰ Otherways. Sir And. I'll help you, Sir Toby, because we'll be dress'd together. Sir To. Will you help an ass-head, and a coxcomb, and a knave? A thin-faced knave, a gull? Oli. Get him to bed, and let his hurt be look'd to. [Exeunt Clown, Sir Toby, and Sir Andrew. Enter SEBASTIAN. Seb. I am sorry, madam, I have hurt your kinsBut, had it been the brother of my blood, [man; I must have done no less, with wit and safety. You throw a strange regard upon me, and By that I do perceive it hath offended you; Pardon me, sweet one, even for the vows We made each other but so late ago. Duke. One face, one voice, one habit, and two persons; A natural perspective, that is, and is not. How have the hours rack'd and tortured me, Ant. Sebastian are you? Seb. Fear'st thou that Antonio ? Ant. How have you made division of yourself? An apple, cleft in two, is not more twin Than these two creatures. Oli. Most wonderful! Which is Sebastian? Seb. Do I stand there? I never had a brother: Seb. A spirit I am, indeed; Vio. And died that day when Viola from her birth Had number'd thirteen years. Seb. O, that record is lively in my soul! Vio. If nothing lets to make us happy both, But nature to her bias drew in that. [To Viola. Thou never shouldst love woman like to me. As doth that orbed continent the fire Duke. Give me thy hand; A gentieman, and follower of my lady's. hither: • Serious dancers. + Out of charity tell me. + Hinders. K And yet, alas, now I remember me, Re-enter CLOWN, with a Letter. A most extracting frenzy of mine own Clo. Truly, madam, he holds Belzebub at the stave's end, as well as a man in his case may do: he has here writ a letter to you, I should have given it you to-day morning; but as a madman's epistles are no gospels, so it skills not much, when they are deliver'd. Oli. Open it, and read it. Clo. Look then to be well edified, when the fool delivers the madman.-By the Lord, madam,— Oli. How now! Art thou mad? Clo. No, madam, I do but read madness: an your ladyship will have it as it ought to be, you must allow vor. Oli. Pr'ythee, read i' thy right wits. Clo. So I do, madonna ; but to read his right wits, is to read thus: therefore perpend, my princess, and give ear. Oli. Read it you, sirrah. [To Fabian. Fab. [Reads. By the Lord, madam, you wrong me, and the world shall know it; though you have put me into darkness, and given your drunken cousin rule over me, yet have I the benefit of my senses as well as your Ladyship. I have your own letter that induced me to the semblance I put on; with the which I doubt not but to do myself much right, or you much shame. Think of me as you please. I leave my duty a little unthought of, and speak out of my injury. The madly-used Malvolio. Oli. Did he write this? Clo. Ay, madam. Duke. This savours not much of distraction. Oli. See him deliver'd, Fabian; bring him hither. [Exit Fabian. My lord, so please you, these things further thought on, To think me as well a sister as a wife. Your master quits you; [To Viola.] and, for your service done him, So much against the mettle of your sex, Oli. A sister-You are she. Re-enter FABIAN, with MALVOLIO. Duke. Is this the madman? Oli. Ay, my lord, this same : How now, Malvolio? Mal. Madam, you have done me wrong, Notorious wrong. Oli. Have I, Malvolio? No. Mal. Lady, you have. Pray you, peruse that letter: You must not now deny it is your hand, Why you have given me such clear lights of favour: And, acting this in an obedient hope, Why have you suffer'd me to be imprison'd, And made the most notorions geek, and gull, First told me, thou wast mad: then cam'st in smil ing, And in such forms which here were presupposed Fab. Good madam, hear me speak; Oli. Alas, poor fool! how have they baffled; thee! Clo. Why, some are born great, some atchieve greatness, and some have greatness thrown upon them. I was one, Sir, in this interlude; one Sir Topas, Sir; but that's all one;-By the Lord, fool, I am not mad! But do you remember? Madam, why laugh you at such a barren rascal? An you smile not, he's gagg'd: And thus the whirligig of time brings in his re venges. Mal. I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you. (Exit. Oli. He hath been most notoriously abused." Duke. Pursue him, and entreat him to peace :He hath not told us of the captain yet; When that is known, and golden time convents, A solemn combination shall be made Of our dear souls-Mean time, sweet sister, We will not part from hence-Cesario, come; For so you shall be, while you are a man; But, when in other habits you are seen, Orsino's mistress, and his fancy's queen. SONG. [Exeunt. Clo. When that I was and a little tiny boy, A foolish thing was but a toy, But when I came to man's estate, With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, 'Gainst knave and thief men shut their gate, For the rain it raineth every day. But when I came, alas! to wire, With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, But when I came unto my bed, With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, A great while ago the world begun, MEASURE FOR MEASURE. VINCENTIO, Duke of Vienna. PERSONS REPRESENTED. ANGELO, Lord Deputy in the Duke's absence. CLOWN, Servant to Mrs. Over-done. ESCALUS, an ancient Lord, joined with Angelo in BARNARDINE, a dissolute Prisoner. the deputation. CLAUDIO, a young Gentleman. Lucio, a Fantastic. Two other like Gentlemen. VARBIUS, a Gentleman, Servant to the Duke. PROVOST. ISABELLA, Sister to Claudio. FRANCISCA, a Nun. Mrs. OVER-DONE, a Bawd. Lords, Gentlemen, Guards, Officers, and other Scene, Vienna. ACT I. SCENE I-An Apartment in the DUKE's Palace. Ester DUKE, ESCALUS, LORDS, and Attendants. Escal. My lord. Duke. Of government the properties to unfold, My strength can give you: then no more remains, For common justice, you are as pregnant + in, As art and practice hath enriched any That we remember: there is our commission, To one that can my part in him advertise; In our remove, be thou at full ourself; Live in thy tongue and heart: old Escalus, Ang. Now, good my lord, Let there be some more test made of my metal, Duke. No more evasion: We have, with a leaven'd and prepared choice, From which we would not have you warp.-Call hi- What doth befal you here. So, fare you well: ther, I say, bid come before us Angelo. [Exit an Attendant. Lent him our terror, drest hin, with our love; To the hopeful execution do I leave you Ang. Yet, give leave, my lord, That we may bring you something on the way. Nor need you, on mine honour, have to do As to your soul seems good. Give me your hand; piness! [Exit. Duke. I thank you: fare you well. A power I have; but of what strength and nature I am not yet instructed. Ang. Tis so with me:-Let us withdraw together, Escal. I'll wait upon your honour. SCENE II-A Street. [Exeunt. |