But yet I cannot help you. Cran. Why? Have misdemean'd yourself, and not a little, (For so we are inform'd,) with new opinions, Gar. Which reformation must be sudden too, My noble lords: for those, that tame wild horses, Pace them not in their hands to make them gentle; But stop their mouths with stubborn bits, and spur them, If we suffer Till they obey the manage. D. Keep. Your grace must wait, till you be call'd Commotions, uproars, with a general taint for. Wait else at door; a fellow counsellor, Among boys, grooms, and lacqueys. pleasures But their Must be fulfill'd, and I attend with patience. Enter, at a Window above, the KING and BUTTS. Butts. I'll shew your grace the strangest sight,— K. Hen. What's that, Butts? Butts. I think, your highness saw this many a day. K. Hen. Body o' me, where is it? The high promotion of his grace of Canterbury; K. Hen. Ha! 'tis he, indeed : Is this the honour they do one another? Tis well, there's one above them yet. I had thought, Of the whole state: as, of late days, our neighbours, The upper Germany, can dearly witness, Yet freshly pitied in our memories. Cran. My good lords, hitherto, in all the progress Both of my life and office, I have labour'd, And with no little study, that my teaching, And the strong course of my authority, Might go one way, and safely; and the end Was ever, to do well: nor is there living (I speak it with a single heart, my lords,) A man, that more detests, more stirs against, Both in his private conscience, and his place, Defacers of a public peace, than I do. 'Pray heaven, the king may never find a heart With less allegiance in it! Men, that make Envy, and crooked malice, nourishment, Dare bite the best. I do beseech your lordships, That, in this case of justice, my accusers, Be what they will, may stand forth face to face, And freely urge against me. you, You are always my good friend; if your will pass, They had parted so much honesty among them, sures, And at the door too, like a post with packets. The Council-Chamber. Enter the Lord CHANCELLOR, the Duke of SUFFOLK, Earl of SURREY, Lord CHAMBERLAIN, GARDINER, and CROMWELL. The Chancellor places himself at the upper End of the Table on the left Hand, a Seat being left roid above him, as for the Archbishop of CANTERBURY. The rest seat themselves in Order on each Side. CROMWELL at the lower End, as Secretary. Chan. Speak to the business, master Secretary: Why are me met in council ? Crom. Please your honours, The chief cause concerns his grace of Canterbury. Gar. Has he had knowledge of it. Crom. Yes. D. Keep. My lord archbishop; And has done half an hour, to know your pleasures. Chan. Let him come in. D. Keep. Your grace may enter now. [Cranmer approaches the Council-Table. Chan. My good lord archbishop, I am very sorry To sit here at this present, and behold That chair stand empty: but we all are men, In our own nature frail: and capable Of our flesh, few are angels; out of which frailty, And want of wisdom, you, that best should teach us, 'Tis my undoing: love, and meekness, lord, Beconie a churchman better than ambition; Cast none away. That I shall clear myself, covers, Gar. Good master Secretary, I cry your honour mercy; you may, worst Crom. Why, my lord? Gar. Do not I know you for a favourer Of this new sect? Ye are not sound. Crom. Not sound? Gar. Not sound, I say. Crom. 'Would you were half so honest! Men's prayers then would seek you, not their fears. Remember your bold life too. Chan. This is too much; Forbear, for shame, my lords. Gar. I have done. Suf. Tis the right ring, by heaven: I told ye all, When we first put this dangerous stone a rolling, 'Twould fall upon ourselves. Nor. Do you think, my lords, The king will suffer but the little finger Of this man to be vex'd? Cham. 'Tis now too certain : How much more is his life in value with him? 'Would I were fairly out on't. Crom. My mind gave me, In seeking tales, and informations, Ye blew the fire that burns ye: Now have at ye. Enter KING, frowning on them; takes his Seat. Gar. Dread sovereign, how much are we bound to heaven In daily thanks, that gave us such a prince; Bishop of Winchester. But know I come not He, that dares most, but wag his finger at thee: K. Hen. No, Sir, it does not please me. I had thought, I had had men of some understanding And wisdom, of my council; but I find none. At chamber door ↑ and one as great as you are? Would try him to the utmost, had ye mean; My most dread sovereign, may it like your grace K. Hen. Well, well, my lords, respect him; Be friends, for shame, my lords.—My lord of Can I have a suit which you must not deny me; Two noble partners with you; the old duchess of And lady marquis Dorset; will these please you! Once more, my lord of Winchester, I charge you, Embrace, and love this man. Gar. With a true heart, And brother-love, I do it. Cran. And let heaven Witness, how dear I hold this confirmation. K. Hen. Good man, those joyful tears shew thy true heart. The common voice, I see, is verified, Of thee, which says thus, Do my lord of Canterbury [Exeunt. SCENE III.-The Palace Yard. Noise and Tumult within: Enter PORTER and his MAN. Port. You'll leave you noise anon, ye rascals: do you take the court for Paris-garden↑↑ ye rude slaves, leave your gaping. [Within.] Good master porter, I belong to the larder. Port. Belong to the gallows, and be hang'd, you rogue: is this a place to roar in ?-Fetch me a dozen crab-tree staves, and strong ones; these are but switches to them :-I'll scratch your heads: you must be seeing christenings! Do you look for sie and cakes here, you rude rascals? Man. Pray, Sir, be patient; 'tis as much impossible (Unless we sweep them from the door with cannons) To scatter them, as 'tis to make them sleep On May-day morning; which will never be: We may as well push against Paul's, as stir them. Port. How got they in, and be hang'd? Man. Alas, I know not; how gets the tide in! As much as one sound cudgel of four foot (You see the poor remainde1) could distribute, I made no spare, Sir. Port. You did nothing, Sir. Mun. I am not Sampson, nor Sir Guy, nor Cob brand, to mow them down before me: but, if I spared any, that had a head to hit, either young or old, he or she, cuckold or cuckold-maker, let me never hope to see a chine again; and that Í would not for a cow, God save her. [Within.] Do you hear, master Porter! Port. I shall be with you presently, good master puppy. Keep the door close, sirrah. Man. What would you have me do? Port. What should you do, but knock them down by the dozens! Is this Moorfields to muster in? Or have we some strange Indian with the great tool come to court, the women so besiege us? Biess me, what a try of fornication is at door! On my christian conscience, this one christening wil beget a thousand; here will be father, godfather, and all together. Man. The spoons will be the bigger, Sir. There is a fellow somewhat near the door, he should be a brazier by his face, for, o' my conscience, twenty of the dog-days now reign in's nose; all that stand about him are under the line, they need no other penance: that fire-drake did I hit three times on the head, and three times was his nose discharged against me; he stands there like a mortar-piece, to blow us. There was a haberdasher's wife of small wit near him, that rail'd upon me till ber pink'd porringer|| fell off her head, for kindling sech a combustion in the state. I miss'd the meteor¶ • It was an ancient custom for sponsors to present spoons to their god-children. The bear-garden on the Bank-side. Guy of Warwick, nor giant. Pink'd cap. Colbrand the Danish ¶ The brazier. once, and hit that woman, who cried out, clubs • ! when I might see from far some forty truncheoneers draw to her succour, which were the hope of the Strand, where she was quarter'd. They fell on; I made good my place; at length they came to the broomstaff with me, I defied them still; when suddenly a file of boys behind them, loose shot, deliver'd such a shower of pebbles, that I was fain to draw mine honour in, and let them win the work: the devil was amongst them, I think, surely. Port. These are the youths that thunder at a play-house, and fight for bitten apples; that no audience but the Tribulation of Tower-hill, or the limbs of Limehouse, their dear brothers, are able to endure, I have some of them in Limbo Patrum+, and there they are like to dance these three days; besides the running banquet of two beadles, that is to come. If the king blame me for't, I'll lay ye all A Marshalsea, shall hold you play these two months. Port. Make way there for the princess. Man. You great fellow, stand close up, or I'll make your head ake. Port. You i' the camblet, get up o' the rail; I'll pick you o'er the pales else. [Exeunt. SCENE IV.-The Palace ¶. Enter Trumpets, sounding; then two Aldermen, Lord Mayor, GARTER, CRANMER, Duke of NORFOLK, with his Marshal's Staff, Duke of SUFFOLK, two Noblemen bearing great standing-bowls for the christening gifts, then four Noblemen bearing a canopy, under which the Duchess of Norfolk, godmother, bearing the Child richly habited in a mantle, &c.-Train borne by a Lady: then follows the Marchioness of Dorset, the other godmother, and Ladies.-The Troop pass once about the stage, and GARTER speaks. Gart. Heaven, from thy endless goodness, send prosperous life, long, and ever happy, to the high and mighty princess of England, Elizabeth! Flourish.-Enter KINO and Train. Cran. [Kneeling.] And to your royal grace, and the good queen, My noble partners, and myself, thus pray ;- K. Hen. Thank you, good lord archbishop: Cran. Elizabeth. K. Hen. Stand up, lord. [The King kisses the Child. With this kiss take my blessing: God protect thee! Into whose hands I give thy life. Cran. Amen. K. Hen. My noble gossips, ye have been too prodigal : I thank ye heartily; so shall this lady, When she has so much English. Cran. Let me speak, Sir, truth. For Heaven now bids me; and the words I utter Her foes shake like a field of beaten corn, In her days, every man shall eat in safety As great in admiration as herself; So shall she leave her blessedness to one, Who, from the sacred ashes of her honour, That were the servants to this chosen infant, Shall see this, and bless heaven. K. Hen. Thou speakest wonders.] Cran. She shall be, to the happiness of England, Thou hast made me now a man; never, before lords ; Ye must all see the queen, and she must thank ye, EPILOGUE. 'Tis ten to one, this play can never please All that are here: Some come to take their ease, And sleep an act or two; but those, we fear, We have frighted with our trumpets; so, 'tis clear, They'll say, 'tis naught: others, to hear the city Abused extremely, and to cry,-that's witly! Which we have not done neither: that, I fear, All the expected good we are like to hear For this play at this time, is only in The merciful construction of good women; For such a one we shew'd them; if they smile, And say, 'twill do, I know, within a while All the best men are ours; for 'tis ill hap, If they hold, when their ladies bid them clap. This and the following seventeen lines were probably written by B. Johnson, after the acces sion of king James. IN Troy, there lies the scene. From isles of Greece With wanton Paris sleeps; and that's the quarrel. And the deep-drawing barks do there disgorge Now expectation, tickling skittish spirits, ACT I. SCENE I-Troy.-Before Priam's Palace. Fierce to their skill, and to their fierceness valiant; 'Pan. Well, I have told you enough of this: for my part, I'll not meddle nor make no further. He that will have a cake out of the wheat, must tarry the grinding. Tro. Have I not tarried? Pan. Ay, the grinding; but you must tarry the bolting. Tro. Have I not tarried? Pan. Ay, the bolting; but you must tarry the leavening. Tro. Still have I tarried. Pan. Ay, to the leavening; but here's yet in the word-hereafter, the kneading, the making of the cake, the heating of the oven, and the baking; nay, you must stay the cooling too, or you may chance to burn your lips. Tro. Patience herself, what goddess e'er she be, Doth lesser blench at sufferance than I do. At Priam's royal table do I sit; And when fair Cressid comes into my thoughts,So, traitor!--when she comes!--When is she thence? Pan. Well, she look'd yesternight fairer than ever I saw her look, or any woman else. Tro. I was about to tell thee,-When my heart, As wedged with a sigh, would rive in twain; Lest Hector or my father should perceive me, I have (as when the sun doth light a storm), Buried this sigh in wrinkle of a smile: But sorrow, that is couch'd in seeming gladness, Is like that mirth fate turns to sudden sadness. Pan. An her hair were not somewhat darker than Helen's, (well, go to), there were no more comparison between the women,-But, for my part, she is my kinswoman; I would not, as they term praise her, But I would somebody had heard her talk yesterday, as I did. I will not dispraise your sister Cassandra's wit; but Tro. O Pandarus! I tell thee, Pandaros,- Pan. I speak no more than truth. • Shrink. she is: if she be fair, 'tis the better for her; an she | of their particular additions; he is as valiant as be not, she has the mends in her own hands. Tro. Good Pandarus! How now, Pandarus? Pan. I have had my labour for my travail; thought on of her, and ill-thought on of you: gone between and between, but small thanks for my la bour. the lion, churlish as the bear, slow as the elephant: a man into whom nature hath so crowded ill-humours, that his valour is crush'dt into folly, his folly sauced with discretion: there is no man hath a virtue, that he hath not a glimpse of; nor any man an attaint, but he carries some stain of it: he is melancholy without cause, and merry against the hair: he hath the joints of every thing; but every thing so out of joint, that he is a gouty Briareus, many hands and no use; or purblind Argus, all eyes and no sight. Cres. But how should this man, that makes me smile, make Hector angry? Tro. What, art thou angry, Pandarus? What, with me? Pan. Because she is kin to me, therefore, she's not so fair as Helen: an she were not kin to ine, she would be as fair on Friday, as Helen is on Sunday. But what care I? I care not, an she were a black-a-noor; 'tis all one to me. Tro. Say 1, she is not fair? Pan. I do not care whether you do or no. She's a fool to stay behind her father; let her to the Greeks; and so I'll tell her the next time I see her: for my part, I'll meddle nor make no more in the matter. Tro. Pandarus, Pan. Not I. Tro. Sweet Pandarus,— Pan. Pray you, speak no more to me: I will leave all as I found it, and there an end. [Exit Pandarus.-An Alarum. Tro. Peace, you ungracious clamours! Peace, rude sounds! Fools on both sides! Helen must needs be fair, When with your blood you daily paint her thus. I cannot fight upon this argument: It is too starved a subject for my sword. But Pandarus-0 gods, how do you plague me! Alex. They say, he yesterday coped Hector in the battle, and struck him down; the disdain and shame whereof hath ever since kept Hector fasting and waking. Enter PANDARUS. Cres. Who comes here? Alex. Madam, your uncle Pandarus. Alex. As may be in the world, lady. Pan. Good morrow, cousin Cressid: What do you talk of?-Good morrow, Alexander.-How do you, cousin? When were you at hum? Cres. This morning, uncle. Pan. What were you talking of, when I came? Was Hector arm'd, and gone, ere ye came to Ilium? Helen was not up, was she? Cres. Hector was gone, but Helen was not up. Cres. So he says here. Pan. True, he was so; I know the canse too; he'll lay about him to-day, I can tell them that: and there is Troilus will not come far behind him; let them take heed of Troilus; I can tell them that too. Cres. What, is he angry too? Pan. Who, Troilus? Troilus is the better man of Ene. How now, prince Troilus? Wherefore not the two. afield? Tro. Because not there; this woman's answer Cres. O, Jupiter! there's no comparison. Pan. What, not between Troilus and Hector? Do you know a man if you see him? Cres. Ay; if ever I saw him before, and kuew him. Pan. Well, I say, Troilus is Troilus. Cres. Then you say as I say; for, I am sure, he is not Hector. Pan. No, nor Hector is not Troilus, in some de [Alarum.grees. Ene. Hark! What good sport is out of town today! Tro. Better at home, if would I might, were may.But, to the sport abroad;-Are you bound thither? Ene. In all swift haste. Tro. Come, go we then together. [Exeunt. Whose height commands as subject all the vale, Is, as a virtue, fix'd, to-day was moved: Cres. What was his cause of anger? Cres. 'Tis just to each of them; he is himself. Pan. Himself? Alas, poor Troilus! I would he Cres. Twould not become him, his own's better. Pan. You have no judgment, niece: Heien her self swore the other day, that Troilus, for a brown Alex. The noise goes this: There is among the favour, (for so 'tis, I must confess,)-Not brown Cres. Then, Troilus should have too much if she praised him above, his complexion is higher * Grain. Characters. + Mingled |