She knew her distanse, and did angle for me, Dia. I must be patient; You, that turn'd off a first so noble wife, Since you lack virtue, I will lose a husband,) Ber. I have it not. King. What ring was yours, I pray yon? The same upon your finger. King. Know you this ring? This ring was his of late. Dia. And this was it I gave him, being a-bed. King, The story then goes false, you threw it him Out of a casement Dia. I have spoke the truth. Enter PAROLLES. Ber. My lord, I do confess, the ring was hers. you. Is this the man you speak of? Dia. Ay, tuy lord. King. Tell ine, sirrah, but, tell me true, I charge Not fearing the displeasure of your master, King. Come, come, to the purpose: Did he love this woman? Par. 'Faith, Sir, he did love her; but how? Par. He did love her, Sir, as a gentleman loves a wolnan. King. How is that? Par. He loved her, Sir, and loved her not. King. As thou art a knave, and no knave:-What an equivocal companion is this? Par. I am a poor man, and at your majesty's comunand. Laf. He's a good drum, my lord, but a naughty oratur. Dia. Do you know, he promised me marriage? Pur. 'Faith, I know more than I'll speak. King. But wilt thou not speak all thou know'st Par. Yes, so please your majesty; I did go between them, as I said; but more than that, he loved her-for, indeed, he was mad for her, and talk'd of Satan, and of limbo, and of furies, and I know not what: yet I was in that credit with them at that time, that I knew of their going to bed; and other motions as promising her marriage, and tsings that would derive ne ill will to speak of, Lacrefore I will not speak what I know. King. Thou hast spoken all already, unless thou canst say they are married: but thou art too fine thy evidence; therefore stand aside.Tais ring, you say was yours? Dia. Ay, my good lord. king. Where did you buy it? Or who gave it you? Dia. It was not given me, nor I did not buy it. King. Who lent it you? Dia. It was not lent me, neither. King. Where did you find it then? Dia. I found it not. 1 Laf. This woman's an easy glove, my lord; she goes off and on at pleasure. King. This ring was mine, I gave ft his first wife. Dia. I'll never tell you. King. Take her away. Dia. I'll put in bail, my liege. King. I think thee now some common customer. Dia. Because he's guilty, and he is not guilty; Dia. Good mother-fetch my bail.-Stay, royal The jeweller, that owes the ring is sent for, Re-enter WIDOW with HELENA. Hel. No, my good lord; "Tis but the shadow of a wife you see, Ber. Both, both; 0, pardon ! Hel. O, my good lord, when I was like this maid, clearly, I'll love her dearly, ever, ever dearly. Hel. If it appear not plain, and prove untrue, Laf. Mine eyes smell onions, I shall weep anon: ?-Good Tom Drum, [To Parolles.] lend me a handkerchief: so, I thank thee; wait on me home, I'll make sport with thee: let thy courtesies alone, they are scurvy ones. King. Let us from point to point this story know, (To Diana. Advancing. The king's a beggar, now the play is done: That you express content; which we will pay, King. If it were yours by none of all these ways, Ours be your patience then, and yours our parts, How could you give it him? Dia. I never gave it him. Your gentle hands lend us, and take our hearts. Tailor, Haberdasher, and Servants attending on Tailor, Haberdasher, and Servants to Ferando and Baptista and Petruchio. Alphonsus. Scene, sometimes in Padua; and sometimes in Pe- Scene, Athens; and sometimes Ferando's Country truchio's House in the Country. house. INDUCTION. SCENE 1-Before an Alehouse on a Heath. Sly. ' pheese you, in faith. Sly. Y'are a baggage; the Slies are no rogues look in the chronicles, we came in with Richard Conqueror. Therefore, paucas pallabris †, let the world slide: Sessa ‡! Host. You will not pay for the glasses you have burst-ý? Sly. No, not a denier :-Go by, says Jeronimy: Go to thy cold bed, and warm thee Host. I know my remedy, I must go fetch the thirdborough [Exit. Sly. Third, or fourth, or fifth borough, Pil answer him by law: I'll not budge an inch, boy; let him come, and kindly. [Lies down on the ground, and falls asleep. Wind Horns.-Enter a LORD from hunting, with Huntsmen and Servants. Lord. Huntsman, I charge thee, tender well my hounds: Brach Merriman,-the poor cur is emboss'd **, Lord. Thou art a fool; if Echo were as fleet, lies! Sirs, I will practise on this drunken man.- 2 Hun. It would seem strange unto him when he waked. Lord. Even as a flattering dream, or worth-less fancy. Then take him up, and manage well the jest - Some one be ready with a costly suit, And that his lady mourns at his disease: 1 Han. My lord, I warrant you, we'll play our part, As he shall think, by our true diligence, He is no less than what we say he is. Lord. Take him up gently, and to bed with him, And each one to his office, when he wakes.→→ [Some bear out Sly.-A trumpet sounds. Sirrah, go see what trumpet 'tis that sounds;(Exit Servant. Belike, some noble gentleman; that means, Travelling some journey, to repose him here.Re-enter a SERVANT. How now? Who is it? Enter PLAYERS. Now, fellows you are welcome. 1 Play. We thank your honour. Lard. Do you intend to stay with me to-night? 2 Play. So please your lordship to accept our duty. Lord. With all my heart.-This fellow I remember, Since once he play'd a farmer's eldest son ;Twas where you woo'd the gentlewoman so well: I have forgot your name; but, sure, that part Was aptly fitted, and naturally perform'd. 1 Play. I think, 'twas Soto, that your honour means. Lord. 'Tis very true;-thou didst it excellent.Well, you are come to me in happy time; The rather for I have some sport in hand, Wherein your cunning can assist me much. There is a lord will hear you play to-night: But I am doubtful of your modesties; Lest, over-eying of his odd behaviour, (For yet his honour never heard a play,) You break into some merry passion, And so offend him; for I tell you, Sirs, If you should smile, he grows impatient. 1 Play. Fear not, my lord; we can contain ourselves, Were he the veriest antic in the world. Lord. Go, sirrah, take them to the buttery, And give them friendly welcome every one; Let them want nothing that my house affords.[Exeunt Servant and Players. Sirrah, go you to Bartholomew, my page. To a Servant. And see him dress'd in all suits like a lady: That done, conduct him to the drunkard's chamber, And call him-madam, do him obeisance. Tell him from me, (as he will win my love,) He bear himself with honourable action, Such as he hath observed in noble ladies Lato their lords, by them accomplish'd: Sich duty to the drunkard let him do, With soft low tongue, and lowly courtesy; And say,-What is't your honour will command, Wherein your lady, and your humble wife, May shew her duty, and make known her love? And then, with kind embracements, tempting kisses, And with declining head into his bosom,Bid him shed tears, as being overjoy'd To see her noble lord restored to health, Who, for twice seven years, hath esteem'd him No better than a poor and loathsome beggar: And if the boy have not a woman's gift, To rain a shower of commanded tears, An onion will do well for such a shift; Which in a napkin being close convey'd, See this despatch'd with all the haste thou canst; [Exit Servant. I know, the boy will well usurp the grace, Vice, gait, and action of a gentlewoman: Ing to hear him call the drunkard, husband; And how my men will stay themselves from laughter, When they do homage to this simple peasant. • Moderation. SCENE II.—A Bedchamber in the LORD's House. SLY is discovered in a rich Night Gown, with Attendants; some with Apparel, others with Bason, Ewer, and other Appurtenances.-Enter LORD, dressed like a Servant. Sly. For God's sake, a pot of small ale. 1 Serv. Will 't please your lordship drink a cup of sack? 2 Serv. Will't please your honour taste of these conserves? 3 Serv. What raiment will your honour wear today? Sly. I am Christophero Sly; call not me-honour, nor lordship: I never drank sack in my life; and if you give me any conserves, give me conserves of beef: ne'er ask me what raiment I'll wear; for I have no more doublets than backs, no more stockings than legs, nor no more shoes than feet; nay, sometimes, more feet than shoes, or such shoes as my toes look through the over-leather. Lord. Heaven cease this idle humour in your honour! O, that a mighty man, of such descent, Sly. What, would you make a man? Am not I Christopher Sly, old Sly's son of Burton-heath; by birth a pedlar, by education a card-maker, by transmutation a bear-herd, and now by present profession a tinker? Ask Marian Hacket, the fat ale-wife of Wincot, if she know me not; it she say I am not fourteen pence on the score for sheer ale, score me up for the lying'st knave in Christendom. What, I am not bestraught: Here's 1 Serv. O, this it is that makes your lady mourn. 2 Serv. O, this it is that makes your servants droop. Lord. Hence comes it that your kindred shun your house, As beaten hence by your strange lunacy. Wilt thou have music? Hark! Apollo plays, [Music. soar Above the morning lark: Or wilt thou hunt? Thy hounds shail make the welk answer them, And fetch shrill echoes from the hollow earth. 1 Serv. Say, thou wilt course; thy greyhounds are as swift As breathed stags, ay, fleeter than the roe 2 Serv. Dost thou love pictures? We will fetch thee straight Adonis, painted by a running brook; Which seem to move and wanton with her breath, Lord. We'll shew thee Io, as she was a maid; And how she was beguiled and surprised, As lively painted as the deed was done. 3 Serv. Or Daphne, roaming through a thorny wood; Scratching her legs, that one shall swear she bleeds; So workmanly the blood and tears are drawn. 1 Serv. And, till the tears, that she hath shed for thee, Like envious floods, o'er-ran her lovely face, Sty. Am I a lord? And have I such a lady? • Distracted. Or do I dream? Or have I dream'd till now? I smell sweet savours, and I feel soft things:- 1 Serv. O, yes, my lord; but very idle words:For though you lay here in this goodly chamber, Yet would you say, ye were beaten out of door; And rail upon the hostess of the house; And say, you would present her at the leet +, Because she brought stone jugs, and no seal'd quarts: Sometimes, you would call out for Cicely Hacket. Sty. Ay, the woman's maid of the house. 3 Serv. Why, Sir, you know no house, nor no such maid; Nor no such men, as you have reckon'd up,- Sly. Now, Lord be thanked for my good amends! Sly. I thank thee; thou shalt not lose by it. Enter the PAGE, as a Lady, with Attendants. Page. How fares my noble lord? Sty. Marry, I fare well; for here is cheer enough. Where is my wife? Page. Here, noble lord; What is thy will with her? Syl. Are you my wife, and will not call me-husband; My men should call me-lord; I am your goodman. Page. My husband and my lord, my lord and husband; I am your wife in all obedience. Sly. I know it well:-What must I call her? Sly. Al'ce madam, or Joan madam. Lord. Madam, and nothing else; so lords call ladies. Sly. Madam wife, they say, that I have dream'd, and slept Above some fifteen year and more. Page. Ay, and the time seems thirty unto me; Being all this time abandon'd from your bed. Sly. 'Tis much;-Servants, leave me and her Madam undress you, and come now to bed. alone. Page. Thrice noble lord, let me entreat of you, To pardon me yet for a night or two; Or, if not so, until the sun be set: For your physicians have expressly charged, Sly. Ay, it stands so, that I may hardly tarry so long. But I would be loath to fall into my dreams again; I will therefore tarry, in despite of the flesh and the blood. Enter a SERVANT. [ment, Serv. Your honour's players, hearing your amendAre come to play a pleasant comedy, For so your doctors hold it very meet; Seeing too much sadness hath congeal'd your blood, And melancholy is the nurse of frenzy, Therefore they thought it good you hear a play, And frame your mind to mirth and merriment, Which bars a thousand harms, and lengthens life. Sly. Marry, I will; let them play it: Is not a commonty a Christmas gambol, or a tumbling trick? Page. No, my good lord; it is more pleasing stuff. Sly. What, houshold stuff? Page. It is a kind of history. Sty. Well, we'll sec't: come, madam wife, sit by my side, and let the world slip; we shall ne'er be (They sit down. younger. ACT I. SCENE I.-Padua.-A publie Place. Vincentio, his son, brought up in Florence, Tra. Master, some show, to welcome us to town. Enter BAPTISTA, KATHARINA, BIANCA, GREMIO, and HORTENSIO.-LUCENTIO and TRANIO stand aside. Bap. Gentlemen, impórtune me no further, For how I firmly am resolved you know; That is,-not to bestow my youngest daughter, Before I have a husband for the elder: If either of you both love Katharina, Because I know you well, and love you well, Leave shall you have to court her at your pleasure. Gre. To cart her rather: she's too rough for me. There, there Hortensio, will you any wife? Kath. I pray you, Sir, [To Bap.] is it your will To make a stale of me amongst these mates? Hor. Mates, maid! Now mean you that ! No mates for you, Unless you were of gentler milder mould. Kath. P'faith, Sir, you shall never need to fear; I wist it is not half way to her heart: But, if it were, doubt not, her care should be To comb your noddle with a three-legg'd stool, And paint your face, and use you like a fool. Hor. From all such devils, good Lord, deliver us! Gre. And to me too, good Lord! {ward: Tra. Hush, master! Here is some good pastime to That wench is stark mad, or wonderful froward. Luc. But in the other's silence I do sec Maid's mild behaviour and sobriety. Peace, Tranio. Tra. Well said, master; mum! And gaze your fill. Bap. Gentlemen, that I may soon make good What I have said,-Bianca, get you in: And let it not displease thee, good Bianca; For I will love thee ne'er the less, my girl. Kath. A pretty peat! 'tis best Put finger in the eye-an she knew why. Small piece of water. * Harsh rules. Think. ↑ Pardon me. A bait or decoy. ¶ Pet. Gre. Why will you mew her up, Staior Baptista, for this fiend of hell, And make her bear the penance of her tongue? And for I know, she taketh most delight Schoolmasters will I keep within my house, To mine own children in good bringing-up; Her. So will I, signior Gremio: but a word, I pray. Though the nature of our quarrel yet never brook'd parle, know now, upon advice §, it toucheth us both,—that we may yet again have access to our fair mistress, and be happy rivals in Bianca's love, to labour and effect one thing 'specially. Gre. What's that, I pray? Hor. Marry, Sir, to get a husband for her sister. Gre. A husband! A devil. Hor. I say, a husband. Gre. I say, a devil:-Think'st thou, Hortensio, though her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool to be married to hell? Hor. Tush, Gremio, though it pass your patience, and mine, to endure her loud alarums, why, man, there be good fellows in the world, an a man could light on them, would take her with all faults, and money enough, Gre. I cannot tell: but I had as lief take her dowry with this condition,-to be whipp'd at the high-cross every morning. Hor. Faith, as you say, there's small choice in rotten apples. But, come; since this bar in law makes us friends, it shall be so far forth friendly maintain'd,-till by helping Baptista's eldest daughter to a husband, we set his youngest free for a husband, and then have to't afresh.-Sweet Bianca !Happy man be his dole! He that runs fastest, gets the ring. How say you, signior Gremio? Gre. I am agreed and 'would I had given him the best horse in Padua to begin his wooing, that would thoroughly woo her, wed her, and bed her, and rid the house of her. Come on. [Exeunt Gremio and Hortensio. Tra. [Advancing.] I pray, Sir, tell me,-Is it pos sible That love should of a sudden take such hold? I never thought it possible, or likely; Tra. Master, it is no time to chide you now; Luc. Gramercies, lad; go forward: this contents; The rest will comfort, for thy counsel's sound. Tra. Master, you look'd so longly on the maid, Perhaps you mark'd not what's the pith of all. Luc. O yes, I saw sweet beauty in her face, Such as the daughter of Agenor bad, That made great love to humble him to her hand, When with his knees he kiss'd the Cretan strand. Tra. Saw you no more? Mark'd you not, how her sister Began to scold; and raise up such a storm, Tra. Nay, then, 'tis time to stir him from his trance. I pray, awake, Sir; if you love the maid, Her elder sister is so curst and shrewd, Tra. Master, for my hand, Both our inventions meet and jump in one Tra. You will be schoolmaster, Luc. It is:-May it be done? Tra. Not possible;-For who shall bear your part, And be in Padua here Vincentio's son ? Luc. Basta, content thee: for I have it full. Luc. Tranio, be so, because Lucentio loves: And let me be a slave, to achieve that maid Whose sudden sight hath thrall'd my wounded eye. Enter BIONDELLO. Here comes the rogue.-Sirrah, where have you been? Bion. Where have I been? Nay, how now, where are you? Master, has my fellow Tranio stolen your clothes? I kill'd a man, and fear I was descried¶: Bion. I, Sir? Ne'er a whit. Luc. And not a jot of Tranio in your mouth; Tranio is changed into Lucentio. Bion. The better for him; 'Would, I were so too! Tra. So would I, 'faith, boy, to have the next wish after, |