Degb. Come, bring away the plaintiffs; by this time our Sexion hath reform'd signior Leonato of the matter: and masters, do not forget to specify, when time and place shall serve, that I am an ass. Verg. Here, here comes master signior Leonato, and the Sexton too. Re-enter LEONATO and ANTONIO, with the SEXTON. me. Leon. Art thou the slave, that' with thy breath hast kill'd Mine innocent child? Bora. Yea, even I alone. Leon. No, not so, villain; thou beliest thyself; Here stand a pair of honourable men, A third is fled that had a hand in it :- But in mistaking. D. Pedro. By my soul, nor I; And yet to satisfy this good old man, I would bend under any heavy weight That he'll enjoin me to. Leon. I cannot bid you bid my daughter live, How innocent she died: and, if your love And sing it to her bones; sing it to-night :- Be yet my nephew: my brother hath a daughter, Leon. Bring you these fellows on; we'll talk with Margaret, How her acquaintance grew with this lewd fellow. [Exeunt. SCENE II-LEONATO's Garden. Enter BENEDICK and MARGARET, meeting. Bene. Pray thee sweet mistress Margaret, deserve well at my hands, by helping me to the speech of Beatrice. Marg. Will you then write me a sonnet in praise of my beauty? living shall come over it; for, in most comely truth Bene. In so high a style, Margaret, 'that no man thou deservest it. The god of love. That sits above, And knows me, and knows me, How pitiful I deserve, [Singing.] I mean, in singing; but in loving,-Leander the good swimmer, Troilus the first employer of pandars, and a whole book full of these quondam carpetmongers, whose names yet run smoothly in the even road of a blank verse, why, they were never so truly turn'd over and over as my poor self, in love: marry, I cannot shew it in rhyme; I have tried; Give her the right you should have given her cousin, I can find out no rhyme to lady but baby, an inno And so dies my revenge. Cland. O, noble Sir, Your over-kindness doth wring tears from me! 1 do embrace your offer; and dispose For henceforth of poor Claudio. Lon. To-morrow then I will expect your coming; Tonight I take my leave.-This naughty man Shall face to face be brought to Margaret, Who I believe, was pack'd in all this wrong, Hired to it by your brother. Bera. No, by my soul, she was not; Nor knew not what she did, when she spoke to me; Dogb. Moreover Sir, (which, indeed, is not under white and black,) this plaintiff here, the offender, did call me ass: I beseech you, let it be remember'd in his punishment: and also the watch heard them talk of one Deformed: they say, he wears a key in his ear, and a lock hanging by it; and borrows money in God's name; the which he hath sed so long, and never paid, that now men grow hard-hearted, and will lend nothing for God's sake: pray you, examine him upon that point. Leon. I thank thee for thy care and honest pains. Dogb. Your worship speaks like a most thankful and reverend youth; and I praise God for you. Leon. There's for thy pains. Dogb. God save the foundation! Leon. Go, I discharge thee of thy prisoner, and I thank thee. Dogb. I leave an arrant knave with your worship; which, I beseech your worship, to correct yourself, for the example of others. God keep your worship; I wish your worship well; God restore you to health: I humbly give you leave to depart; and if a merry meeting inay be wish'd, God prohibit -Come, neighbour. [Exeunt Dogberry, Verges, and Watch. Leon. Until to-morrow morning, lords, farewell. Ant. Farewell, my lords; we look for you to morrow. D. Pedro. We will not fail. ⚫ Command. cent rhyme; for scorn, horn, a hard rhyme; for school, fool, a babbling rhyme; very ominous endings: no, I was not born under a rhyming planet, nor I cannot woo in festival terms t. Enter BEATRICE. Sweet Beatrice, would'st thou come when I call'd thee? Beat. Yea, signior, and depart when you bid me. Bene. O, stay but till then! Beat. Then, is spoken; fare you well now :-and yet, ere I go, let me go with that I came for, which is, with knowing what hath pass'd between you and Claudio. Bene. Only foul words; and thereupon I will kiss thee. Beat. Foul words is but foul wind, and foul wind is but foul breath, and foul breath is noisome; therefore I will depart unkiss'd. Bene. Thou hast frighted the word out of his right sense, so forcible is thy wit: but, I must tell thee plainly, Claudio undergoes my challenge; and either I must shortly hear from him, or I will subscribe him a coward. And, I pray thee now, tell me, for which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me? Beat. For them altogether: which maintain'd so politic a state of evil, that they will not admit any good part to intermingle with them. But for which of my good parts did you first suffer love for me? Bene. Suffer love; a good epithet! I do suffer love, indeed, for I love thee against my will. Beat. In spite of your heart, I think; alas! poor heart! If you spite it for my sake, I will spite it for hates. yours; for I will never love that which my friend Bene. Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably. Beat. It appears not in this confession: there's not one wise man among twenty, that will praise himself. Bene. An old, an old instance, Beatrice, that lived in the time of good neighbours: if a man do not erect in this age his own tomb ere he dies, he shall live no longer in monument, than the bell rings, and the widow weeps. * Ignorant. + Holiday phrases. Is subject to. Beat. And how long is that, think you? Bene. Question?-Why, an hour in clamour, and a quarter in rheum: therefore, it is most expedient for the wise, (if Don Worm, his conscience, find no impediment to the contrary,) to be the trumpet of his own virtues, as I am to myself: so much for praising myself, (who, I myself will bear witness, is praise-worthy,) and now tell me, How doth your cousin? Beat. Very ill. Bene. And how do you? Beat. Very ill too. Bene. Serve God, love me, and mend: there will I leave you too, for here comes one in haste. Enter URSULA. Urs. Madam, you must come to your uncle; yonder's old coil at home: it is proved, my lady Hero hath been falsely accused, the prince and Claudio mightily abused; and Don John is the author of all, who is fled and gone: Will you come presently? Beat. Will you go hear this news, signior? Bene. I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes; and, moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle's. [Exeunt. SCENE III.-The Inside of a Church. Enter Don PEDRO, CLAUDIO, and Attendants, with music and tapers. Claud. Is this the monument of Leonato? Claud. [Reads from a scroll.] Done to death by slanderous tongues SONG. Pardon, Goddess of the night, Those that slew thy virgin knight; For the which, with songs of woe, Round about her tomb they go. Midnight, assist our moan; To visit me :-You know your office, brother; Bene. To bind me, or undo me, one of them.-¡ true. Bene. And I do with an eye of love requite her, Leon. The sight whereof, I think, you had fra me, [will From Claudio, and the prince; But what's you Here comes the prince and Claudio. Enter Don PEDRO and CLAUDIO, with Attendant D. Pedro. Good morrow to this fair assembly. Leon. Good morrow, prince; good morrow, Clas dio; We here attend you: Are you yet determined To-day to marry with my brother's daughter? Claud. I'll hold my mind, were she an Ethiope Leon. Call her forth, brother, here's the fria ready. [Exit Antoni D. Pedro. Good morrow, Benedick: Why, what the matter, That you have such a February face, So full of frost, of storm, and cloudiness? Claud. I think, he thinks upon the savage ball: Tush, fear not, man, we'll tip thy horns with gold, [affixing it. And all Europa shall rejoice at thee; As once Europa did at lusty Jove, Graves, yawn, and yield your dead, Till death be uttered, SCENE IV-A Room in LEONATO's House. Enter LEONATO, ANTONIO, BENEDICK, BEATRICE, URSULA, FRIAR, and HERO. Friar. Did I not tell you she was innocent? Upon the error that you heard debated: Ant. Well, I am glad that all things sort so well. Bene. And so am I, being else by faith enforced To call young Claudio to a reckoning for it. Leon. Well, daughter, and you gentlewomen, all, Withdraw into a chamber by yourselves; And, when I send for you, come hither mask'd: The prince and Claudio promised by this hour When he would play the noble beast in love. hand Before this friar, and swear to marry her. Cloud. Give me your hand before this holy friar I am your husband, if you like of me. Hero. And when I lived, I was your other wife: [Unmasking And when you loved, you were my other husband D. Pedro. The former Hero! Hero that is dead Leon. She died, my lord, but whiles her slande lived. Friar. All this amazement can I qualify; Bene. Soft and fair, friar.-Which is Beatrice! Beat. I answer to that name; [Unmasking.] Wha is your will? Bene. Do not you love me? Bene. Why, then your uncle, and the prince and Claudio, Have been deceived; for they swore you did. Bene. No, no more than reason. Beat. Why, then my cousin, Margaret, and Ursula Are much deceived; for they did swear, you did. Bene. They swore that you were almost sick for me Beat. They swore that you were well-nigh deat for me. Bene. 'Tis no such matter:-Then, you do nolove me? # Beat. No, truly, but in friendly recompence. Leon. Come, cousin, I am sure you love the gentleman. Claud. And I'll be sworn upon't, that he loves her; For here's a paper, witten in his hand, A halting sonnet of his own pure brain, Here. And here's another, Writ in my cousin's hand, stolen from her pocket, Containing her affection unto Benedick. Bene. A miracle! here' our own hands against pur hearts!-Come, I wilave thee; but, by this ight, I take thee for pity. Beat, I would not deny you ;-but, by this good day, I yield upon great persuasion; and, partly, to Save your life, for I was told you were in a conJumption. Bene. Peace, I will stop your mouth.——— [Kissing her. D. Pedro. How dost thou, Benedick the married an! Bene. I'll tell thee what, prince; a college of wit erackers cannot flont me out of my humour: Dost hou think, I care for a satire, or an epigram? No: a man will be beaten with brains, he shall wear Bothing handsome about him: in brief, since I do propose to marry, I will think nothing to any pur Jose that the world can say against it; and there fore never flout at me for what I have said against it; for man is a giddy thing, and this is my conclusion. -For thy part Claudio, I did think to have beaten thee; but in that ⚫ thou art like to be my kinsman, live unbruised, and love my cousin. Claud. I had well hoped, thou wouldst have denied Beatrice, that I might have cudgell'd thee out of thy single life, to make thee a double dealer! which, out of questiou, thou wilt be, if my cousin do not look exceeding narrowly to thee. Bene. Come, come, we are friends :-Let's have a dance ere we are married, that we may lighten our own hearts, and our wives' heels. Leon. We'll have dancing afterwards. Bene. First, o' my word; therefore, play, music. Prince, thou art sad; get thee a wife, get thee a wife: there is no staff more reverend than one tipp'd with horn. |