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THERE'S in the Vest a city pleasant
To vich King Bladud gev his name,
And in that city there's a Crescent
Vere dwelt a noble knight of fame.

Although that galliant knight is oldish,
Although Sir John as grey, grey air,
Hage has not made his busum coldish,

His Art still beats tewodds the Fair!

'Twas two years sins, this knight so splendid,
Peraps fateagued with Bath's routines,
To Paris towne his phootsteps bended
In sutch of gayer folks and seans.

His and was free, his means was easy,
A nobler, finer gent than he
Ne'er drove about the Shons-Eleesy,
Or paced the Roo de Rivolee.

A brougham and pair Sir John prowided,
In which abroad he loved to ride;

But ar! he most of all enjyed it,

When some one helse was sittin' inside!

That "some one helse " a lovely dame was,
Dear ladies, you will heasy tell-
Countess Grabrowski her sweet name was,
A noble title, ard to spell.

This faymus Countess ad a daughter
Of lovely form and tender art;
A nobleman in marridge sought her,
By name the Baron of Saint Bart.

Their pashn touched the noble Sir John,
It was so pewer and profound;

Lady Grabrowski he did urge on

With Hyming's wreeth their loves to crownd.

"O, come to Bath, to Lansdowne Crescent,"
Says kind Sir John, "and live with me;
The living there's uncommon pleasant-
I'm sure you'll find the hair agree.

"O, come to Bath, my fair Grabrowski,

And bring your charming girl," sezee; "The Barring here shall have the ouse-key, Vith breakfast, dinner, lunch, and tea.

"And when they've passed an appy winter,
Their opes and loves no more we'll bar;
The marridge-vow they'll enter inter,
And I at church will be their Par."

To Bath they went to Lansdowne Crescent,
Where good Sir John he did provide

No end of teas and balls incessant,
And hosses both to drive and ride.

He was so Ospitably busy,

When Miss was late, he'd make so bold
Upstairs to call out, "Missy, Missy,
Come down, the coffy's getting cold!"

But O! 'tis sadd to think such bounties
Should meet with such return as this;
O Barring of Saint Bart, O Countess
Grabrowski, and O cruel Miss!

He married you at Bath's fair Habby,
Saint Bart he treated like a son-
And wasn't it uncommon shabby

To do what you have went and done!

My trembling And amost refewses

To write the charge which Sir John swore, Of which the Countess he ecuses,

Her daughter and her son-in-lore.

My Mews quite blushes as she sings of
The fatle charge which now I quote:
He says Miss took his two best rings off,
And pawned 'em for a tenpun note.

"Is this the child of honest parince,

To make away with folks' best things? Is this, pray, like the wives of Barrins, To go and prig a gentleman's rings?"

Thus thought Sir John, by anger wrought on,
And to rewenge his injured cause,

He brought them hup to Mr. Broughton,
Last Vensday veek as ever waws.

If guiltless, how she have been slandered!
If guilty, wengeance will not fail:
Meanwhile the lady is remanded

And gev three hundred pouns in bail.



NE sees in Viteall Yard,

Vere pleacemen do resort,

A wenerable hinstitute,

'Tis call'd the Pallis Court.

A gent as got his i on it,

I think 'twill make some sport.

The natur of this Court

My hindignation riles:
A few fat legal spiders

Here set & spin their viles;
To rob the town theyr privlege is,
In a hayrea of twelve miles.

The Judge of this year Court
Is a mellitary beak,

He knows no more of Lor

Than praps he does of Greek,
And prowides hisself a deputy
Because he cannot speak.

Four counsel in this Court

Misnamed of Justice-sits;
These lawyers owes their places to
Their money, not their wits;
And there's six attornies under them,
As here their living gits.

These lawyers, six and four,

Was a livin at their ease,

A sendin of their writs about,

And droring in the fees, When their erose a cirkimstance As is like to make a breeze.

It now is some monce since,
A gent both good and trew
Possest an ansum oss vith vich

He didn know what to do:
Peraps he did not like the oss,
Peraps he was a scru.

This gentleman his oss

At Tattersall's did lodge ; There came a wulgar oss-dealer, This gentleman's name did fodge, And took the oss from Tattersall's: Wasn that a artful dodge?

One day this gentleman's groom
This willain did spy out,

A mounted on this oss

A ridin him about;

"Get out of that there oss, you rogue,"

Speaks up the groom so stout.

The thief was cruel whex'd

To find himself so pinn'd;

The oss began to whinny,

The honest groom he grinn'd; And the raskle thief got off the oss And cut avay like vind.

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