Come, H-rt-n, with thy plan so merry, Come all, in short, ye wondrous men Though short your absence, all deplore it Oh, come and show, whate'er men say, That you can, after April-day, Be just as-sapient as before it. Since all have thus taken to owing, 'Tis all but a family hop, 'Twas Pitt began dancing the hay; Hands round !—why the deuce should we stop? "Tis all in the family way. My labourers used to eat mutton, As any great man of the state does ; And now the poor devils are put on Small rations of tea and potatoes. But cheer up, John, Sawney, and Paddy, The King is your father, they say: So, even if you starve for your daddy, "Tis all in the family way. My rich manufacturers tumble, My poor ones have little to chew; And even if themselves do not grumble, Their stomachs undoubtedly do. But coolly to fast en famille Is as good for the soul as to pray; And famine itself is genteel, When one starves in a family way. I have found out a secret for Freddy, A secret for next Budget-day; Though perhaps he may know it already; As he, too, 's a sage in his way. When next for the Treasury scene he Announces 'the Devil to pay,' Let him write on the bills-Nota bene, "Tis all in the family way.' THE CANONIZATION OF ST. B-TT-RW-RTH. CANONIZE him!-yea, verily, we'll canonize him; The dominion of Humbug o'er land and o'er sea, Descend on our B-tt-rw-rth's biblical head, Come, shade of Joanna, come down from thy sphere, Nor blush, Saint Joanna, once more to behold Who also by tricks and the Seals1 inakes a penny. Thou, too, of the Shakers, divine Mother Lee !? The heathen, we know, made their gods out of wood, Stand forth, Man of Bibles-not Mahomet's pigeon, When, perched on the Koran, he dropped there, they say, Great Galen of souls, with what vigour he crams Down Erin's idolatrous throats, till they crack again, Bolus on bolus, good man!-and then damns Both their stomachs and souls, if they dare cast them back again. Ah, well might his shop-as a type representing The creed of himself and his sanctified clan On its counter exhibit the Art of Tormenting.' Bound neatly, and lettered Whole Duty of Man.' As to politics-there, too, so strong his digestion, Having learned from the law-books, by which he's surrounded, The rinsing of any old Tory's dull noddle, Made radical-hot, and then mixed with some grains A great part of the income of Joanna Southcott arose from the Seals of the Lord's protection which she sold to her followers. 2 Mrs. Anne Lee, the chosen vessel' of the Shakers, and Mother of all the children of regeneration.' 3 Toad Lane in Manchester, where Mother Lee was born. In her Address to Young Believers, she says that it is a matter of no importance with them from whence the means of their deliverance come, whether from a stable in Bethlehem, or from Toad Lane, Manchester.' Canonize him!-by Judas, we will canonize him; Call quickly together the whole tribe of canters, Yea, humbly I've ventured his merits to paint, Jump high, all ye Jumpers! ye Ranters, all roar ! NEW CREATION OF PEERS. BATCH THE FIRST. 'His 'prentice han' He tried on man, And then he made the lasses. AND now,' quoth the minister (eased of his panics, ""Tis pleasant-while nothing but mercantile fractures, Some simple, some compound, is dinned in our earsTo think that, though robbed of all coarse manufactures, We still keep our fine manufacture of Peers ; 'Those Gobelin productions, which Kings take a pride In engrossing the whole fabrication and trade of; Choice tapestry things, very grand on one side, But showing on t'other what rags they are made of.' The plan being fixed, raw material was sought, No matter how middling, so Tery the creed be: And first to begin with-Squire W-rt-y, 'twas thought, For a Lord was as raw a material as need be. Next came, with his penchant for painting and pelf, For purchasing pictures, and selling himself,- Beside him come L-c-st-r, with equal éclât, in ;— Sir John after nature, Sir Charles on the Treasury. But, bless us !-behold a new candidate come In his hand he upholds a prescription, new written; And he asketh a seat 'mong the Peers of Great Britain! 'Forbid it,' cried Jenky, 'ye Viscounts, ye Earls !- And the strawberry-leaves were by rhubarb supplanted ! Next to bearing a coronet on our own brows, Is to bask in its light from the brows of another; Choose between them, Cambridge, pray, Each the same conclusion reaches; G-lb-rn foolish in his speeches. Choose between them, Cambridge, pray; Which is weakest, Cambridge, say. Each a different foe doth damn, When his own affairs have gone ill; G-lb-rn damneth Dan O'Connell. Plays with Truth a traveller's pranks; 1 Among the persons mentioned as likely to be raised to the Peerage are the mother of Mr. Vesey Fitzgerald, etc. Choose between them, Cambridge, pray; | So, whichever first shall bray, Which is weakest, Cambridge, say. Once, we know, a horse's neigh Choose him, Cambridge, for thy own Choose him, choose him by his bray: Thus elect him, Cambridge, pray. Fixed the election to a throne; COPY OF AN INTERCEPTED DESPATCH. FROM HIS EXCELLENCY DON STREPITOSO DIABOLO, ENVOY EXTRAORDINARY TO HIS SATANIC MAJESTY. St. James' Street, July 1. GREAT Sir, having just had the good luck to catch Ready booted and spurred, with a black-leg despatch, I write these few lines to your Highness Satanic, Well knowing how dear were those times to thy soul, And caused in thy realm such a saving of coal, From their all coming down, ready grilled by each other; Remembering, besides, how it pained thee to part In which (though to own it too modest thou art) We could plainly perceive the fine touch of thy claw ; I thought, as we ne'er can those good times revive (Though Eld-n, with help from your Highness, would try) 'Twould still keep a taste for Hell's music alive, Could we get up a thundering No-Popery cry ; That yell which, when chorused by laics and clerics, To think that Religion should make it her own. So, having sent down for the original notes Of the chorus, as sung by your Majesty's choir, Of myself and some others, who sing it with fire,'1 Thought I, if the Marseillais Hymn could command 'Con fuoco-a music-book direction. |