Scenes happy as they oft illumed before, May Love still garland his young votaries' brows! When in forgotten dust my bones lie whitening! Is kindness to my memory-and to those Not all may weep but none will blush for me; Attempted or achieved, may stand to speak Slunk from my standard and renounced my God. the honor of his presence on his Irish estates. ་་ As his lordship was wishing me "good night" at the door of the drawing-room, he said, in a half whisper, "We were ignorant yesterday, Mr. Lorrequer, how soon we should have had the pleasure of seeing you here; and you are therefore condemned to a small room off the library, it being the only one we can insure you as being well aired. I must therefore apprize you that you are not to be shocked at finding yourself surrounded by every member of my family, hung up in frames around you. But as the room is usually my own snuggery, I have resigned it without any alteration whatever." The apartment, for which his lordship had so strongly apologized, stood in very pleasing contrast to my late one in Kilrush. The soft Persian carpet, on which one's feet sank to the very ankles; the brightly polished dogs, upon which a blazing wood fire burned. The well upholstered fauteuils which seemed to invite sleep without the trouble of lying down for it; and last of all, the ample and luxurious bed upon whose rich purple hangings the ruddy glare of the fire threw a most mellow light, were all a pleasing exchange for the "garniture" of the "Hotel Healy." Her ladyship was most condescendingly civil, vouchsafed much tender commiseration for my "exile, as she termed my quarter in Kilrush, wondered how I could possibly exist in a marching regiment, (who had never been in the cavalry in my life,) spoke quite feelingly of my kindness in joining their stupid family party; for they were living, to use her own phrase, "toute patriarchale; and wound up all by a playful assurance that as she perceived, from all my answers, that I was bent on preserving a strict incognito, that she would tell no tales about me on her return to town. Now, it may readily be believed, that all this, and many more of her ladyship's allusions, were a "Chaldee manuscript" to me; that she knew certain facts of my family and relations, was certain; but that she had interwoven in the humble web of my history, a very pretty embroidery of fiction was equally so; and while she thus ran on, with innumerable allusions to Lady Marys and Lord Johns, whom she pretended to suppose were dying to hear from me, I could not help muttering to myself with good Christopher Sly, "And all this be true then Lord be thanked, for my good amends;" for up to that moment "Certes, Harry Lorrequer," said I, I was an ungrateful man for all this as I threw myself upon a small ottohigh and noble solicitude. One dark man before the fire in all the slippered doubt shot for an instant across my brain. ease, and abandon of a man who has Maybe her ladyship had " registered a changed a dress coat for a morning Vow" never to syllable a name unchrogown; "Certes, thou are destined for nicled by Debrett, or was actually only great things; even here, where fate had mystifying me for mere amusement. A seemed to do its worst' to thee, a minute's consideration dispelled this little paradise opens; and what, to fear; for I found myself treated "en Seig- ordinary mortals had proved but a neur" by the whole family. As for 'flat, stale, and most unprofitable' the daughters of the house, nothing quarter, presents to thee all the accould be possibly more engaging than cumulated delight of a hospitable mantheir manner. The eldest, Lady Jane, sion, a kind, almost friendly, host, was pleased from my near relationship a condescending Madame Mere, and to her father's oldest friend to regard daughters too! ah ye Gods! but what me, "tout du'n coup, on the most friendly is this ;" and here, for the first time, footing, while, with the younger, Lady lifting up my eyes, I perceived a beauCatherine, from her being less manieré tiful water-color drawing in the style than her sister, my advances were of "Chalon," which was placed above even greater; and thus, before we se- the chimney-piece. I rose at once, parated for the night, I contrived "to and taking a candle, proceeded to extake up my position" in such a fashion, amine it more minutely. It was a poras to be already looked upon as one of trait of Lady Jane, a full-length, too, the family party, to which object Lord and wonderfully like; there was more and indeed Lady Callonby, seemed complexion, and perhaps more embonmost willing to contribute, and made point in the figure than her present me promise to spend the entire of the appearance would justify; but if any following day at Callonby, and as many thing was gained in brilliancy it was of the succeeding ones as my military certainly lost in point of expression; duties would permit of. and I infinitely preferred her pale, but 66 with much courtesy and kindness, and some slight badinage passed upon my sleeping, in what Lord Kilkee called the " Picture Gallery," which, for all I knew to the contrary, contained but one fair portrait. I am not a believer in Mesmer; but certainly there must have been some influence at work— very like what we hear of " magnetism" for before the breakfast was beautifully fair countenance to the rosy cheek of the picture; the figure was faultless; the same easy grace, the result of perfect symmetry and refine ment together, which only one in a thousand of even handsome girls possess, was pourtrayed to the life. The more I looked, the more I felt charmed with it. Never had I seen anything so truly characteristic as this sketch, for it was scarcely more concluded, there seemed at once to It was after nearly an hour's quiet con- spring up a perfect understanding betemplation, that I began to remember tween this family and myself, which the lateness of the night; an hour, in made me feel as much chez moi, as I which my thoughts had rambled from had ever done in my life; and from the lovely object before me, to wonder that hour I may date an intimacy at the situation in which I found myself which every succeeding day but served placed; for there was so much of to increase. empressement" in the manner of every member of the family towards me, coupled with certain mistakes as to my habits and acquaintances, as left me perfectly unable to unravel the mystery which so evidently surrounded me. Perhaps," thought I, "Sir Guy had written in my behalf to his lordship. Oh, he would never do any thing half so civil. Well, to be sure, I shall astonish them at head quarters they'll not believe this. I wonder if Lady Jane saw my Hamlet;' for they landed in Cork from Bristol about that time. She is indeed a most beautiful girl. I wish I were a marquis, if it were only for her sake. Well, my Lord Callonby, you may be a very wise man in the House of Lords; but, I would just ask, is it exactly prudent to introduce into your family on terms of such perfect intimacy a young, fascinating, well-looking fellow, of four-andtwenty, albeit only a subaltern, with two such daughters as you have? Peutetre! One thing is certain-I have no cause for complaint; and so, good night, Lady Jane"-and with these words I fell asleep, to dream of the deepest blue eyes, and the most melting tones that ever reduced a poor ensign in a marching regiment to curse his fate, that he could not call the Commander of the Forces his father. When I descended to the breakfastroom, I found the whole family assembled in a group around Lord Kilkee, who had just returned from a distant part of the county, where he had been canvassing the electors and spouting patriotism the day before. He was giving an account of his progress with much spirit and humour as I entered, but, on seeing me, immediately came forward, and shook hands with me like an old acquaintance. By Lord Callonby and the ladies I was welcomed also After breakfast Lord Callonby consigned me to the guidance of his son, and we sallied forth to deal destruction amongst the pheasants, with which the preserves were stocked; and here I may observe, en passant, that with the single exception of fox-hunting, which was ever a passion with me, I never could understand that inveterate pursuit of game to which some men devote themselves—thus, grouse-shooting and its attendant pleasures! of stumping over a boggy mountain from day-light till dark, never had much attraction for me; and, as to the delights of widgeon and wild-duck shooting, when purchased by sitting up all night in a barrel, with your eye to the bung, I'll none of it no, no! give me shooting or angling merely as a divertimento, a pleasant interlude between breakfast and luncheon-time, when, consigning your Manton to a corner, and the game keeper "to the dogs," you once more humanize your costume to take a canter with the daughters of the house; or, if the day look louringly, a match of billiards with the men. : I have ever found that the happiest portions of existence are the most difficult to chronicle. We may—nay, we must, impart our miseries and annoyances to our many "dear friends," whose forte is sympathy or consolation-and all men are eloquent on the subject of their woes; not so with their joys some have a miser-like pleasure in hording them up for their own private gratification; others and they are prudent-feel that the narrative is scarcely agreeable even to their best friends; and a few, of whom I confess myself one, are content to be happy without knowing why, and to have pleasant souvenirs, without being able to explain them. Such must be my apology for not more minutely entering upon an account of my life at Callonby. A fortnight had now seen me enfoncé, the daily companion of two beautiful girls in all their walks and rides, through a romantic, unfrequented country, seeing but little of the other members of the family; the gentlemen being entirely occupied by their election tactics, and Lady Callonby being a late riser, seldom appeared before the dinner hour. There was not a cliff upon the bold and rocky coast we did not climb, not a cave upon the pebbly beach unvisited; sometimes my fair companions would bring a volume of Metestasio down to the little river where I used to angle; and the "gentle craft" was often abandoned for the heart-thrilling verses of that delightful poet. Yes, many years have passed over, and these scenes are still as fresh in my memory as though they had been of yesterday. In my memory, I say, as for thee * Qui sa si te, Ti sovrerai di me." At the end of three weeks the house became full of company, from the garret to the cellar. Country gentlemen and their wives and daughters came pouring in, on every species of conveyance known since the flood; family coaches, which, but for their yellow panels, might have been mistaken for hearses, and high barouches, the "entree" to which was accomplished by a step-ladder, followed each other in what appeared a never-ending succession; and here I may note an instance of the anomalous character of the conveyances, from an incident to which I was a witness at the time. Among the visitors on the second day came a maiden lady from the neighbourhood of Ennistimon, Miss Elizabeth O'Dowd, the last of a very old and highly respectable family in the county, and whose extensive property, thickly studded with freeholders, was a strong reason for her being paid every attention in Lord Callonby's power to bestow. Miss Betty O'Dowd for so was she generally styled-was the very personification of an old maid; stiff as a ramrod, and so rigid in observance of the proprieties of female conduct, that in the estimation of the Clare gentryDiana was a hoyden compared to her. Miss Betty lived, as I have said, near Ennistimon, and the road from thence to Callonby at the time I speak of it was before Mr. Nimmo-was as like the bed of a mountain torrent as a respectable highway; there were holes that would have made a grave for any maiden lady within fifty miles; and rocks thickly scattered enough, to prove fatal to the strongest wheels that ever issued from "Hutton's." Miss O'Dowd knew this well; she had upon one occasion been upset in travelling it-and a slate-coloured silk dress bore the dye of every species of mud and mire to be found there, for many a year after, to remind her of the misfortune, and keep open the wound of her sorrow. When, therefore, the invitation for Callonby arrived, a grave council of war was summoned, to deliberate upon the mode of transit, for the honor could not be declined, "coute qui coute." The chariot was out of the question; Nicholas declared it would never reach the "Morawn Beg," as the first precipice was called; the inside car was long since pronounced unfit for hazardous enterprise; and the only resource left, was what is called in Hibernian parlance, a "low-backed car," that is, a car without any back whatever; it being neither more nor less than the common agricultural conveyance of the country, upon which, a feather bed being laid, the farmers' wives and daughters are generally conveyed to fairs, wakes, and stations, &c. Putting her dignity, if not in her pocket, at least wherever it could be most easily accommodated, Miss O'Dowd placed her fair self, in all the plenitude of her charms and the grandeur of a "bran new green silk," a "little off the grass, and on the bottle," (I love to be particular,) upon this humble voiture, and set out on her way, if not "rejoicing," at least consoled by Nicholas, that "it 'id be black dark when they reached the house, and the devil a one id be the wiser than if she came in a coach and four." Nicholas was right; it was perfectly dark on their arrival at Callonby, and Miss O'Dowd having dismounted, and shook her plumage, a little crumpled by her half-recumbent position for eight miles, appeared in the drawingroom, to receive the most courteous attentions from Lady Callonby, and from his Lordship the most flattering speeches for her kindness in risking herself and bringing her horses on such a dreadful road, and assured her of his getting a presentment the very next assizes to repair it; "for we intend, Miss O'Dowd," said he, "to be most troublesome neighbours to you in future." The evening passed off most happily. Miss O'Dowd was delighted with her hosts, whose character she resolved to maintain in spite of their reputation for pride and haughtiness. Lady Jane sang an Irish melody for her, Lady Callonby gave her slips of a rose geranium she got from the Princess Augusta, and Lord Kilkee won her heart by the performance of that most graceful step 'yclept" cover the buckle" in an Irish jig. But, alas! how shortlived is human bliss, for while this estinable lady revelled in the full enjoy ment of the hour, the sword of Damocles hung suspended above her head; in plain English, she had, on arriving at Callonby, to prevent any unnecessary scrutiny into the nature of her conveyance, ordered Nicholas to be at the door punctually at eleven; and then to take an opportunity of quietly slipping open the drawing-room door, and giving her an intimation of it, that she could take her leave at once. Nicholas was up to time, and having disposed the conveyance under the shadow of the porch, made his way to the door of the drawing-room unseen and unobserved. He opened it gently and noiselessly, merely sufficient to take a survey of the apartment, in which, from the glare of the lights, and the busy hum of voices, he was so bewildered that it was some minutes before he recognized his mistress. At last he perceived her; she was seated at a card table, playing whist with Lord Callonby for her partner. Who the other players were, he knew not.A proud man was Nicholas, as he saw his mistress thus placed, actually sitting, as he afterwards expressed it, "forenint the Lord," but his thoughts were bent upon other matters, and it was no time to indulge his vauntings. He strove for some time patiently, to catch her eye, for she was so situated as to permit of this, but without success. He then made a slight attempt to attract her attention by beckoning with his finger; all in vain. "Oh murther," said he, "what's this for? I'll have to spake afther all." "Four by honours," said his Lordship, "and the odd trick. Another double I believe, Miss O'Dowd." Miss O'Dowd nodded a graceful assent, while a sharp-looking old dowager at the side of the table called out, "a rubber of four only, my Lord;" and now began an explanation from the whole party at once. Nicholas saw this was his time, and thought that in the meleé, his hint might reach his mistress unobserved by the remainder of the company. He accordingly protruded his head into the room, and placing his finger upon the side of his nose, and shutting one eye knowingly, with an air of great secrecy, whispered out, "Miss Betty-Miss Betty, alanah!" For some minutes the hum of the voices drowned his admonitionsbut as, by degrees, waxing warmer in the cause, he called out more loudly,every eye was turned to the spot from whence these extraordinary sounds proceeded; and certainly the appearance of Nicholas at the moment was well calculated to astonish the “elegans” of a drawing-room. With his one eye fixed eagerly in the direction of his mistress, his red scratch wig pushed back off his forehead, in the eagerness of his endeavour to be heard: there he stood, perfectly unmindful of all around, save Miss O'Dowd herself. It may well be believed, that such an apparition could not be witnessed with gravity, and, accordingly a general titter ran through the room, the whist party still contending about odd tricks and honours, being the only persons insensible to the mirth around them-"Miss Betty, arrah, Miss Betty," said Nicholas with a sigh that converted the subdued laughter of the guests into a perfect burst of mirth. "Eh," said his Lordship, turning round; "what is this? we are losing something excellent, I fear." At this moment, he caught a glimpse of Nicholas, and, throwing himself back in his chair, laughed immoderately. It was now Miss Betty's turn; she was about to rise from the table, when the well-known accents of Nicholas fell upon her ear. She fell back in her seat-there he was the messenger of the foul fiend himself would have been more welcome at that moment. Her blood rushed to her face and temples ; her hands tingled; she closed her eyes, and when she opened them, there stood the accursed Nicholas glowering at her still. : "Man-man!" said she at length; "what do you mean, what do you want here?" Poor Nicholas, little guessing that the question was intended to throw a doubt upon her acquaintance with him, and conceiving that the hour for the announcement had come, hesitated for |