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From isle to isle, from city unto city, Urging her flight from the far Chersonese To fabulous Solyma, and the Ætnean Isle,

Ortygia, Melite, and Calypso's Rock, And the swart tribes of Garamant and Fez,

Æolia and Elysium, and thy shores, Parthenope, which now, alas! are free! And through the fortunate Saturnian land,

Into the darkness of the West.

Mammon. But if This Gadfly should drive Iona hither? Purganax. Gods! what an if! but there is my gray RAT:

So thin with want, he can crawl in and

out

Of any narrow chink and filthy hole,

My eldest son Chrysaor, because he Attended public meetings, and would always

Stand prating there of commerce, public faith,

Economy, and unadulterate coin,
And other topics, ultra-radical;
And have entailed my estate, called the
Fool's Paradise,

And funds in fairy-money, bonds, and bills, Upon my accomplished daughter Banknotina,

And married her to the gallows.1

Purganax.

A good match! Mammon. A high connection, Purganax. The bridegroom

Is of a very ancient family,

Of Hounslow Heath, Tyburn, and the New Drop,

And he shall creep into her dressing. And has great influence in both Houses;

And

room,

Mammon. My dear friend, where are your wits? as if

She does not always toast a piece of cheese

-oh!

He makes the fondest husband; nay, too fond,

New married people should not kiss in public;

But the poor souls love one another so!

And bait the trap? and rats, when lean | And then my little grandchildren, the

To crawl through such chinks

enough

Purganax.

a leech

But my LEECH

gibbets,

Promising children as you ever saw,The young playing at hanging, the elder learning

Fit to suck blood, with lubricous round How to hold radicals.

rings,

Capaciously expatiative, which make
His little body like a red balloon,
As full of blood as that of hydrogene,
Sucked from men's hearts; insatiably he
sucks

And clings, and pulls-a horse-leech, whose deep maw

The plethoric King Swellfoot could not fill,

And who, till full, will cling for ever.

taught too,

They are well

For every gibbet says its catechism
And reads a select chapter in the Bible
Before it goes to play.

[A most tremendous humming is heard. Purganax. Ha! what do I hear? Enter the GADFLY.

Mammon. Your Gadfly, as it seems, is tired of gadding.

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Gadfly.

Hum! hum! hum!

the lakes of the Alps, and the cold gray scalps

Of the mountains, I come,

1 "If one should marry a gallows, and beget young gibbets, I never saw one so prone." CYMBELINE.

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The torch of discord with its fiery hair; If separate it would please me better,
This is thy work, thou patron saint of
hither
Of Queen Iona.
Laoctonos.

queens!

Swellfoot is wived! though parted by

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That pleasure I well

The very name of wife had conjugal And made a charge with those battalions

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Her cursed image ate, drank, slept with Called, from their dress and grin, the

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Purganax. impanel

But I must first

A jury of the pigs.

Swellfoot.

Pack them then.

attack

Like so many rhinoceroses, and then
Retreating in good order, with bare

tusks

And wrinkled snouts presented to the

foe,

Bore her in triumph to the public stye.
What is still worse, some sows upon the

ground

Have given the ape-guards apples, nuts, and gin,

Purganax. Or fattening some few And they all whisk their tails aloft, and

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And their young boars white and red Went to the garret of the swineherd's

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Of cows, and jay feathers, and sticking Which overlooks the stye, and made a long

cauliflowers

Between the ears of the old ones; and Harangue (all words) to the assembled

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They are persuaded, that by the inherent Of delicacy, mercy, judgment, law,

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But for my art.-Behold this BAG! it is

The poison BAG of that Green Spider huge,

On which our spies skulked in ovation through

The streets of Thebes, when they were paved with dead:

A bane so much the deadlier fills it now, As calumny is worse than death,-for here

The Gadfly's venom, fifty times distilled, Is mingled with the vomit of the Leech, In due proportion, and black ratsbane, which

That very Rat, who, like the Pontic tyrant,

Nurtures himself on poison, dare not touch ;

All is sealed up with the broad seal of Fraud,

Who is the Devil's Lord High Chancellor,

And over it the Primate of all Hell Murmured this pious baptism :-"Be thou called

The GREEN BAG; and this power and grace be thine:

That thy contents, on whomsoever poured,

To savage, foul, and fierce deformity.
Let all baptized by thy infernal dew
Be called adulterer, drunkard, liar,
wretch!

No name left out which orthodoxy loves,
Court Journal or legitimate Review !-
Be they called tyrant, beast, fool,
glutton, lover

Of other wives and husbands than their own

The heaviest sin on this side of the Alps!
Wither they to a ghastly caricature
Of what was human !-let not man or
beast

Behold their face with unaverted eyes!
Or hear their names with ears that tingle

not

With blood of indignation, rage, and shame!"—

This is a perilous liquor;-good my

Lords.

[SWELLFOOT approaches to touch the GREEN BAG.

Beware! for God's sake, beware!-if you should break

The seal, and touch the fatal liquorPurganax. There, Give it to me. I have been used to

handle

All sorts of poisons. His dread Majesty Only desires to see the colour of it.

Mammon. Now, with a little common sense, my Lords, Only undoing all that has been done (Yet so as it may seem we but confirm it),

Our victory is assured. We must entice Her Majesty from the stye, and make the pigs

Believe that the contents of the GREEN

BAG

Are the true test of guilt or innocence. And that, if she be guilty, 'twill transform her

To manifest deformity like guilt.

If innocent, she will become transfigured Into an angel, such as they say she is ; Turn innocence to guilt, and gentlest And they will see her flying through the

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So bright that she will dim the noonday The glorious constitution of these styes Subsists, and shall subsist. The lean

sun;

Showering down blessings in the shape

of comfits.

This, trust a priest, is just the sort of thing

Swine will believe. see them

pig rates

Grow with the growing populace of swine,

The taxes, that true source of piggishness I'll wager you will (How can I find a more appropriate

term

Climbing upon the thatch of their low To include religion, morals, peace, and

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Of one another's ears between their Does the revenue, that great spring of all

teeth,

To catch the coming hail of comfits in.

You, Purganax, who have the gift o' the gab,

The patronage, and pensions, and by

payments,

Which free-born pigs regard with jealous eyes,

Make them a solemn speech to this Diminish, till at length, by glorious steps, All the land's produce will be merged in taxes,

effect:

I go to put in readiness the feast

Kept to the honour of our goddess And the revenue will amount to

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