to any criticism on their habits, manners, and customs; and an inveterate indignation against the individuals who are so hardy as to attempt it. If any foreigner, not très répandu dans la société here, writes his sentiments on the country, he is proclaimed to be un ignorant, full of presumption, whose opinions are unworthy of notice; but if he has been très répandu, all the vials of wrath are emptied on his luckless head. To describe what he has seen, is pronounced to be a most indelicate breach of propriety and hospitality. To say that the heavy magnificence of aristrocratic dinners sometimes imposes a constraint on the guests, is, for a man who has dined with Lords A, B, and C, an indecent violation of les bienséances; and to note down that soirées of three, four, and five hundred persons, in rooms comparatively small, are not agreeable, is an outrage of all les convenances in the favoured

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person who has been seen jammed in the doorways, or scrambling on the stairs, at the houses of any of the ladies of fashion to which an entrée is considered a distinction.

When personalities are introduced, which I admit to be always objectionable, every one is up in arms. The praised think themselves not sufficiently so; the unnoticed consider themselves aggrieved; and the censured, however slightly the ferule may be applied, are outrageous. It is not, therefore, to be wondered at, that the books, hitherto published, descriptive of English manners, have been defective. The penalty certain to follow a successful portraiture of them will always be likely to deter the attempt; except by some amateur like myself, who exhibits les ridicules de la société pour s'amuser, or to amuse a friend.

To describe all that I sce here, il faut être

VOL. II.

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Beholding only

Anglais; for no foreigner can penetrate the mysteries of the coteries and cliques into which society is divided, without having lived some years in the country, and been initiated into its artificial systems. Your compatriots, who come here for a few weeks, form the most erroneous opinions of mine. the surface, they describe, and not always correctly, that of which they had opportunities of judging only superficially, as if they had penetrated all the most secret intricacies of the great machine. Hence, their pictures are never true to the life; but resemble portraits painted from the reflected image of the originals in mirrors-shadows of a shade.

The English are so pre-eminently egotistical, that they regard all foreigners as intruders in their society. Persons who are not au courant of the subjects of the day; who know nothing of the loves and hatreds

of each clique, the brouilleries, scandalous stories, and ridicule, of the individuals who compose them; and who comprehend not the insinuations and demi-mots of those around them, cannot be considered otherwise than a bore by a real fashionable of the exclusive circle.

It is true the stranger may be a man of genius, of versatile and brilliant powers of conversation, who has seen much, and reflected more but what care those with whom he now finds himself? They think only of themselves and their own narrow circle; and all who are not au fait of its mysteries are voted de trop. To be sure, they sometimes extend their favour to strangers who come in the unquestionable shape of a prince, a diplomate renommé, or a littérateur of acknowledged reputation. These are received as lions in the great menagerie of fashion; they are fed and stared at, and serve

to lengthen the list of guests published in the Morning Post every day, with a due attention to styles and titles. If they remain only a short time in London, they depart in the belief that its polished inhabitants are the most hospitable people in the world, and that its circles present one continued and brilliant fete. Little do they imagine that their reputation, and not their merit, procured this flattering attention! Are they drawn out in conversation on the subjects in which they have acquired distinction? Does any one betray the least interest or curiosity relative to them, their pursuits-past, present, or to come impressions they have received in the, to them, novel scenes around? No. When their names have been blazoned forth in all the papers as having dined at L- House, dejeûned at House, and supped at S— House,

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or the

the usual number of times, and their faces