Dogb. Come, bring away the plaintiffs; by this time our Sexion hath reform'd signior Leonato of the matter: and masters, do not forget to specify, when time and place shall serve, that I am an ass. Verg. Here, here comes master signior Leonato and the Sexton too. Re-enter LEONATO and ANTONIO, with the SEXTON. Bora. If you would know your wronger, look on me. Leon. Art thou the slave, that with thy breath hast kill'd Mine innocent child? Bora. Yea, even I alone. Leon. No, not so, villain; thou beliest thyself; Here stand a pair of honourable men, A third is fled that had a hand in it :I thank you, princes, for my daughter's death; Record it with your high and worthy deeds; Twas bravely done, if you bethink you of it. Claud. I know not how to pray your patience, Yet I must speak; choose your revenge yourself; Impose me to what penance your invention Can lay upon my sin: yet sinn'd I not, But in mistaking. D. Pedro. By my soul, nor I; And yet to satisfy this good old man, That he'll enjoin me to. Leon. I cannot bid you bid my daughter live, That were impossible; but I pray you both, Possess the people in Messina here How innocent she died: and, if your love Can labour aught in sad invention, Hang her an epitaph upon her tomb, And sing it to her bones; sing it to-night :To-morrow morning come you to my house; And since you could not be my son-in-law, Be yet my nephew: my brother hath a daughter, Almost the copy of my child that's dead, And she alone is heir to both of us; Give her the right you should have given her cousin, And so dies my revenge. Claud. O, noble Sir, Your over-kindness doth wring tears from me! For henceforth of poor Claudio. Leon. To-morrow then I will expect your coming; To-night I take my leave.-This naughty man Shall face to face be brought to Margaret, Who I believe, was pack'd in all this wrong, Hired to it by your brother. Bora. No, by my soul, she was not; The god of love. That sits above, And knows me, and knows me, How pitiful I deserve, [Singing.] I mean, in singing; but in loving,-Leander the good swimmer, Troilus the first employer of pandars, and a whole book full of these quondam carpetmongers, whose names yet run smoothly in the even road of a blank verse, why, they were never so truly turn'd over and over as my poor self, in love: marry, I cannot shew it in rhyme; I have tried; I can find out no rhyme to lady but baby, an innocent rhyme; for scorn, horn, a hard rhyme; for school, fool, a babbling rhyme; very ominous end ings: no, I was not, born under a rhyming planet, nor I cannot woo in festival terms Beat. Yea, signior, and depart when you bid me. Bene. O, stay but till then! Beat. Then, is spoken; fare you well now :-and Nor knew not what she did, when she spoke to me; yet, ere I go, let me go with that I came for, which Dogb. Moreover Sir, (which, indeed, is not under white and black,) this plaintiff here, the offender, did call me ass: I beseech you, let it be remember'd in his punishment: and also the watch heard them talk of one Deformed: they say, he wears a key in his ear, and a lock hanging by it; and borrows money in God's name; the which he hath used so long, and never paid, that now men grow hard-hearted, and will lend nothing for God's sake: pray you, examine him upon that point. Leon. I thank thee for thy care and honest pains. Dogb. Your worship speaks like a most thankful and reverend youth; and I praise God for you. Leon. There's for thy pains. Dogb. God save the foundation! Leon. Go, I discharge thee of thy prisoner, and I thank thee. Dogb. I leave an arrant knave with your worship; which, I beseech your worship, to correct yourself, for the example of others. God keep your worship; I wish your worship well; God restore you to health: I humbly give you leave to depart; and if a merry meeting may be wish'd, God prohibit it.-Come, neighbour. [Exeunt Dogberry, Verges, and Watch. Leon. Until to-morrow morning, lords, farewell. Ant. Farewell, my lords; we look for you to morrow. D. Pedro. We will not fail. Claud. To-night I'll mourn with Hero. [Exeunt D. Pedro and Claudio. + Acquaint. • Command. is, with knowing what hath pass'd between you and Claudio. Bene. Only foul words; and thereupon I will kiss thee. Beat. Foul words is but foul wind, and foul wind is but foul breath, and foul breath is noisome; therefore I will depart unkiss'd. Bene. Thou hast frighted the word out of his right sense, so forcible is thy wit: but, I must tell thee plainly, Claudio undergoes my challenge; and either I must shortly hear from him, or I will subscribe him a coward. And, I pray thee now, tell me, for which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me? Beat. For them altogether: which maintain'd so politic a state of evil, that they will not admit any good part to intermingle with them. But for which of my good parts did you first suffer love for me? Bene. Suffer love; a good epithet! I do suffer love, indeed, for I love thee against my will. Beat. In spite of your heart, I think; alas! poor heart! If you spite it for my sake, I will spite it for yours; for I will never love that which my friend hates. Bene. Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably. Beat. It appears not in this confession: there's not one wise man among twenty, that will praise himself. Bene. An old, an old instance, Beatrice, that lived in the time of good neighbours: if a man do not erect in this age his own tomb ere he dies, he shall live no longer in monument, than the bell rings, and the widow weeps. • Ignorant. + Holiday phrases. Is subject to. Beat. And how long is that, think you? Bene. Question?-Why, an hour in clamour, and a quarter in rheum: therefore, it is most expedient for the wise, (if Don Worm, his conscience, find no impediment to the contrary,) to be the trumpet of his own virtues, as I am to myself: so much for praising myself, (who, I myself will bear witness, is praise-worthy,) and now tell me, How doth your cousin? Beat. Very ill. Bene. And how do you? Beat. Very ill too. Bene. Serve God, love me, and mend: there will I leave you too, for here comes one in haste. Enter URSULA. Urs. Madam, you must come to your uncle; yonder's old coil at home: it is proved, my lady Hero hath been falsely accused, the prince and Claudio mightily abused; and Don John is the author of all, who is fled and gone: Will you come presently? Beat. Will you go hear this news, signior? Bene. I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes; and, moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle's. [Exeunt. SCENE III.—The Inside of a Church. Enter Don PEDRO, CLAUDIO, and Attendants, with music and tapers. Claud. Is this the monument of Leonato ? Claud. [Reads from a scroll.] Done to death by slanderous tongues Was the Hero that here lies: Death, in guerdon + of her wrongs, Gives her fame which nver dies: So the life, that died with shame. Lives in death with glorious fame. Hang thou there upon the tomb, Praising her when I am dumb.Now, music, sound, and sing your solemn hymn. SONG. Pardon, Goddess of the night, Those that slew thy virgin knight; For the which, with songs of woe, Midnight, assist our moan; [affixing it. SCENE IV.-A Room in LEONATO's House. Enter LEONATO, ANTONIO, BENEDICK, BEATRICE, URSULA, FRIAR, and HERO. Friar. Did I not tell you she was innocent? Upon the error that you heard debated: Ant. Well, I am glad that all things sort so well. Bene. And so am I, being else by faith enforced To call young Claudio to a reckoning for it. Leon. Well, daughter, and you gentlewomen, all, Withdraw into a chamber by yourselves; And, when I send for you, come hither mask'd: The prince and Claudio promised by this hour To visit me :-You know your office, brother; Bene. To bind me, or undo me, one of them.— true. me, Bene. And I do with an eye of love requite her. Leon. The sight whereof, I think, you had from [will? From Claudio, and the prince; But what's your Bene. Your answer, Sir, is enigmatical: But, for my will, my will is, your good will May stand with ours, this day to be conjoin'd In the estate of honourable marriage ;In which, good friar, I shall desire your help. Leon. My heart is with your liking. Friar. And my help. Here comes the prince and Claudio. Enter Don PEDRO and CLAUDIO, with Attendants. D. Pedro. Good morrow to this fair assembly. Leon. Good morrow, prince; good morrow, Clandio; We here attend you: Are you yet determined To-day to marry with my brother's daughter! Claud. I'll hold my mind, were she an Ethiope. Leon. Call her forth, brother, here's the friar ready. [Exit Antonio. D. Pedro. Good morrow, Benedick: Why, what's the matter, That you have such a February face, Claud. I think, he thinks upon the savage bull:Tush, fear not, man, we'll tip thy horns with gold, And all Europa shall rejoice at thee; As once Europa did at lusty Jove, When he would play the noble beast in love. And some such strange bull leap'd your father's Before this friar, and swear to marry her. I am your husband, if you like of me. Hero. And when I lived, I was your other wife: [Unmasking. And when you loved, you were my other husband. D. Pedro. The former Hero! Hero that is dead! Leon. She died, my lord, but whiles her slander lived. Friar. All this amazement can I qualify; Bene. Soft and fair, friar.-Which is Beatrice ? Beat. I answer to that name; [Unmasking.] What is your will? Bene. Do not you love me? Beat. No, no more than reason. Bene. Why, then your uncle, and the prince, and Claudio, Have been deceived; for they swore you did. Bene. No, no more than reason. Beat. Why, then my cousin, Margaret, and Ursula, Are much deceived; for they did swear, you did. Bene. They swore that you were almost sick for me. Beat. They swore that you were well-nigh dead for me. Bene. Tis no such matter:-Then, yon do not love me? Beat. No, truly, but in friendly recompence. Leon. Come, cousin, I am sure you love the gentleman. Claud. And I'll be sworn upon't, that he loves her; For here's a paper, witten in his hand, Hero. And here's another, Writ in my cousin's hand, stolen from her pocket, Containing her affection unto Benedick. Bene. A miracle! here's our own hands against our hearts!-Come, I will have thee; but, by this light, I take thee for pity. Beat. I would not deny you ;-but, by this good day, I yield upon great persuasion; and, partly, to save your life, for I was told you were in a consumption. Bene. Peace, I will stop your mouth.[Kissing her. D. Pedro. How dost thou, Benedick the married man? Bene. I'll tell thee what, prince; a college of wit crackers cannot flout me out of my humour: Dost thou think, I care for a satire, or an epigram? No: if a man will be beaten with brains, he shall wear nothing handsome about him: in brief, since I do propose to marry, I will think nothing to any pur pose that the world can say against it; and there i fore never flout at me for what I have said against it; for man is a giddy thing, and this is my conclusion -For thy part Claudio, I did think to have beaten thee; but in that thou art like to be my kinsman, live unbruised, and love my cousin. Claud. I had well hoped, thou wouldst have denied Beatrice, that I might have cudgell'd thee out of thy single life, to make thee a double dealer! which, out of questiou, thou wilt be, if my cousin do not look exceeding narrowly to thee. Bene. Come, come, we are friends :-Let's have a dance ere we are married, that we may lighten our own hearts, and our wives' heels. Leon. We'll have dancing afterwards. Bene. First, o' my word; therefore, play, music. Prince, thou art sad; get thee a wife, get thee a wife: there is no staff more reverend than one tipp'd with horn. Enter a MESSENGER. Mcss. My lord, your brother John is ta'en in flight, And brought with armed men back to Messina. Bene. Think not on him till to-morrow; I'll devise thee brave punishments for him.-Strike up, pipers. [Dance. [Exeunt. • Because. ACT I. Be it so she will not here before your grace Consent to marry with Demetrius, SCENE 1.-Athens.—A Room in the Palace of I beg the ancient privilege of Athens, THESEUS. As she is mine, I may dispose of her : Which shall be either to this gentleman, Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, and Or to her death; according to our law, Attendants. Immediately provided in that case. The. What say you, Hermia? Be advised, fair maid: Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments; Ege. Full of vexation come I, with complaint • Shows. To leave the figure, or disfigure it. Demetrius is a worthy gentleman. Her. So is Lysander. The. In himself he is: But in this kind, wanting your father's voice, Her. I would, my father look'd but with my eyes. look. Her. I do entreat your grace to pardon me, The. Either to die the death, or to abjure Therefore, fair Hermia, question your desires, Upon that day either prepare to die, For disobedience to your father's will; Or else to wed Demetrius, as he would: Or on Diana's altar to protest, For aye, austerity and single life. By his best arrow with the golden head; By that which knitteth souls, and prospers loves; Dem. Relent, sweet Hermia;-And, Lysander, By all the vows that ever men have broke, Thy crazed title to my certain right. Lys. You have her father's love, Demetrius; Let me have Hermia's: do you marry him. Ege. Scornful Lysander! true, he hath my love; Lys. I am, my lord, as well derived as he, And, which is more than all these boasts can be, Upon this spotted and inconstant man. The. I must confess, that I have heard so much, And with Demctrius thought to have spoke thereof; But, being over-full of self-affairs, My mind did lose it.-But, Demetrius, come; I have some private schooling for you both.- Come, my Hippolyta; what cheer, my love?- I must employ you in some business [Exeunt Thes. Hip. Ege. Dem, and train. Lys. How now, my love? Why is your cheek so pałe ? How chance the roses there do fade so fast? Her. O cross! too high to be enthrall'd to low! Lys. Or else misgraffed, in respect of years; Her. O spite! too old to be engaged to young! Lys. Or else it stood upon the choice of friends: Her. O hell! to choose love by another's eye! Lys. Or, if there were a sympathy in choice, War, death, or sickness did lay siege to it; Making it momentary as a sound, Swift as a shadow, short as any dream; Her. If then true lovers have been ever cross'd, As due to love, as thoughts, and dreams, and sighs, I have a widow aunt, a dowager Of great revenue, and she hath no child: Her. My good Lysander! I swear to thee, by Cupid's strongest bow; In number nore than ever women spoke ;- • Her. God speed, fair Helena! Whither away? air More tunable than lark to shepherd's ear, Her. I frown upon him, yet he loves me still. Hel. O, that your frowns would teach my smiles such skill! Her. I give him curses, yet he gives me love. Hel. O that my prayers could such affection move! Her. The more I hate, the more he follows me. Her. Take comfort; he no more shall see my face; Lys. I will, my Hermia.-Helena, adicu: As you on him, Demetrius dote on you! [Exit Lys. Hel. How happy some, o'er other some, can be! Through Athens I am thought as fair as she, But what of that? Demetrius thinks not so; He will not know what all but he do know. And as he errs, doting on Hermia's eyes, So I, admiring of his qualities. Things base and vile, holding no quantity, Love can transpose to form and dignity." Love looks not with eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind: Nor hath love's mind of any judgment taste; Wings, and no eyes, figure unheedy haste: And therefore is love said to be a child, Because in choice he is so oft beguiled. As waggish boys in game themselves forswear, So the boy love is perjured every where: For ere Demetrius look'd on Hermia's eyne §, He hail'd down oaths, that he was only mine; And when this hail some heat from Hermia felt, So he dissolved, and showers of oaths did melt. I will go tell him of fair Hermia's flight: Then to the wood will he, to-morrow night, Pursue her; and for this intelligence If I have thanks, it is a dear expence: But herein mean I to enrich my pain, To have his sight thither, and back again. • Pole-stars. + Countenance. Eyes. [Exit. + Sport. P |